lol, you found all the chat quotes that I just found also. I had them saved because they made me laugh until I had to pee. Not gonna explain anything, but if you've been quoted... LOL, ilu. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2006 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- GB: and i'm like ".......have you READ your own work? where do you get OFF?" .....only I said that in my head and was just like "err...sure, thanks." JC: I SO HOPE YOU RULE A LARGE PORTION OF THE WORLD SOMEDAY! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2005 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ophelia: Oh, but I love the gooie romance! it's so disgusting but I can't stop!!! Midnight: I mean... what more could a girl want? Duo, nummy snacks, anime, and porn....... sarieth: that's terrible. maybe he can't write back BECAUSE he's dead. Chihaya: *does a buttdance on your compie* work, dammit! Chihaya: (the buttdance creates friction...might help it think....... .....yeah.......) sarieth: you need to stop this immaturity. my compie does not like you in that manner. Chihaya: oh noh! my apologies! i have grossly misunderstood the vibes i was getting from it earlier! Chihaya: it was actually "no moleste!" Chihaya: i heard "let's get nasty!" Chihaya: oops Chihaya: so whatchu wanna show me? sarieth: vibes?!? it was giving YOU VIBES? it's only supposed to give me vibes. (FFR, almost like DDR... with the keyboard... I'm obsessed... not what I wanted to show you but something I like to do http://flashflashrevolution.com -- sign up if you want to try it... it's great). sarieth: what I wanted to show you was a flash video from a website (funny as hell -- the banana song drives cartoon people insane and makes their head explode). Chihaya: *after long minutes of hesitation........................... click* Chihaya: er wait, what be this? sarieth: well, there ain't nothing wrong with that site. it's just a game. sarieth: you don't READ, do you? Chihaya: i read half of it!!!! sarieth: lol Chihaya: lol, sorry Chihaya: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Chihaya: *can't stop laughing* ohhh caught red handed.. sarieth: I can't get to the funny flash file. my compie doesn't like the site right now. http://www.newgrounds.com -- you can try. I think you need to click on the little icon up top that says flash files. and browse until you find the banana phone one. *shakes head in shame* Chihaya: okie, will do sarieth: fool. Chihaya: aaaaaaah pop ups! Chihaya: LOL sarieth: *laughs* that's why I have a pop-up murderer! *rolls on floor* ... ahahaha... *cackles* sarieth: *coughs* Chihaya: lol, so do i though... it just wasn't turned on. i was feeling safe... Chihaya: oooooh! this site's got lots of goodies! sarieth: yeah, I know. it's great. find the banana phone one, though. Chihaya: alrighty! what's it called? sarieth: banana phone, you loser! sarieth: *slams head on desk* Chihaya: LOL, heeeeey! you didnt' tell me THAT! Chihaya: oh........ Chihaya: yes you did Chihaya: *ASHAMED!* sarieth: fool. sarieth: you just have to aim her in the right direction and KEEP her going that way. Chihaya: are you watching something now? sarieth: don't look at me. *blush* Hikaru no Go. sarieth: proof-reading's for PANSIES! sarieth: well.... you luuuuv me so much, I've made you stupid. *griiiiin* sarieth: *nibbles on your neck* I'll try. maybe it does have settings... er... somewhere. *studies scanner like an ape studying a rock* augghhhhh.... *pokes it with stick* Midnight: WUFEI! The STRAIGHTEST CHARACTER. HE HAD A WOMAN AT ONE TIME. Oh.... my wifey figure died. Might as well be gay now. sarieth: ha! you have to talk to... to... friends! sarieth: wanna know about my beaufriend? well, my lord is odd and funny. bubbly and strange. kind of creepy at times... stalker-ish. oh wait. that's you. Justin: that makes me sound like an evil demon or something "I just want your art. My name is Sauroman and I want your art to show to my Uruk-Hai warriors." dominANGSTrix: your butt i hope *makes suggestive tongue motions* sarieth: *slips into bed* .... *pats sheets* .... *tries to be sexy* join me...? *looks retarded* sarieth: why have you been afraid to throw up? Chihaya: throwing up is naaaaaaasty, man! sarieth: well yeah, I know. but if you're sick, it normally makes you feel better. Chihaya: yeah Chihaya: but i'm sure i'd eat some really good food before i did Chihaya: and be like: dammit, that was a terrific lunch!!! *baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarf* Chihaya: *flush* bye lunch...bye..........*waves sadly* sarieth: lol!!! ew. like chinese food, and then you're mad cause you spent so damn much on it. Ophelia: But ya, guys do get butt hurt over dumb stuff. Just tell him he's cool and hot or something... that should fix it... -__- DominANGSTrix: Hm, I'll have to yanno, inspect it from all angles. DominANGSTrix: *peers intently at your butt* DominANGSTrix: s'all good. lol. i feel murderous. sarieth: I know you're a wuss. it never was a secret. we both know I wear the pants in this relationship. DominANGSTrix: yeah, i ranted in my LJ about mine and then called aku and yelled at her about it lol and then.... i wrote my mean ficlet.... and i'm still mad. sarieth: he is a sexy piece of man candy, indeed.... sarieth: oh, I won't. if all else fails, I'll wrap a bow around myself and you'll get yourself a personalized Fed-Exed Midnight right on your doorstep. DominANGSTrix: dude... my computer is making demented noises O________O DominANGSTrix: ::makes a moose sound:: tofuuuuu DominANGSTrix: Oh yeah, I forgot... that was STRAP-ON brand Tofu... DominANGSTrix: ::pictures jesus doing a butt dance:: Shinataku02: It's not my fault he doesn't have firm tofu -------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2003 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shinataku02: Aw fuck ::pees on the computer:: grrrroooowwwwwl. Shinataku02: Men suck Shinataku02: or, they should. each other, i mean Shinataku02: ::sighs dementedly:: sarieth: bah, who are we kidding? we'll start talking about porn soon anyway. Chihaya: pain in the name of art, man!! sarieth: don't hurt yourself, stupid. sarieth: I have been laughing my ass off at Boy Meets Boy. I've been embarrassing myself... alone. DeathAngelShi02: ::handfuccs Chi to doornob:: PensiveFool: then the fault doesn't only lie in you...ohhmm...*buddha form* PensiveFool: well I don't think I have anything to hide......*covers up government plans* PensiveFool: HON HON HON PensiveFool: dude, I went to the mall a few days ago PensiveFool: it was like...such relief...like going pee after holding it for a month PensiveFool: just...more Mr. Shit PensiveFool: a whole lotta man PensiveFool: or shit sarieth: I would fear for my OWN life if I pissed off a priest. they seem like they could seriously unleash a holy can of whoop-ass on me. DeathAngelShi02: I called Main Moon once. and they were like "fhioathweoihdaskjlligheruiladfhkl;f?" and i was like "Uhm... I want some beef and broccoli...." sarieth: we're very violent individuals, my friend. you're going to skin [Bob] and I'm going to shove my brother in the freezer. DeathAngelShi02: Us handfuccers think alike! Magic555: i know!!! he has glasses and he's in the back scratching and such, it's so cute XD Chihaya: LOL Chihaya: that's quite embarrassing ^_^; Magic555: haha!! no!! i mean scratching records!! sarieth: *goes back to imagining her computer doing nasty things with the toaster* Magic555: Man, I wish Kiba was my next door neighbor or something...he's so ridiculously sexy... sarieth: we don't know. we tried to sell him. nobody wants his scary ass. DeathAngelShi02: Ah, but you gotta be firm with these kiddies, you gotta say "You suck" and then they'll get it. DeathAngelShi02: And then you hear on the news the next day "10 year old killed herself fro hearing the truth" sarieth: kick them in the crotch and they'll think otherwise. PensiveFool: yah maybe I should close my window *austrian Shwarzanegger accent* Crymson Shadow: well, i need to go....i gotta get up early to do laundry, then it's off for another 10 hours on the phone with the brainless, computer-illiterate, lack-witted cattle we like to call humans PensiveFool: I am uber fan PensiveFool: *in rambo outfit* PensiveFool: *suddenly a business woman* cheap...funny...gay... my brother: I'm your brother. He's your boyfriend. I'm gonna kill him. I can bring dad too! It'll be a pleasant father-son bonding activity! my brother: Communication is important. If your boyfriend doesn't communicate, I'll kill him. That is after I kill him for being your boyfriend. It'll be a double whammy. I'll grind his bones into fine powder and sell it as salt on the black market. PensiveFool: at first I thought this one said "homo to X" and I'm like no kidding PensiveFool: I think the most complex thing I've ever done on a comp is click 'ok' PensiveFool: can Aya be his own Uke? Yume no Densetsu: I tried thinking of a design once... I went "Well maybe this could go here and...*Brain explodes, out cold*" PensiveFool: *voice* Chiii....lick my boots.... PensiveFool: I make retarded scrambled eggs PensiveFool: I didn't think teachers ever left the school; PensiveFool: you know--they all sleep under their desks and stuff Barbie425K: you gotta miss parachute pants Barbie425K: i mean they could save you if you fell off a high building.... i guess ninepin56: though i did think the penis bun was a bit... peculiar ninepin56: my art history teacher looks like a giant hairy gay bear my brother about hobbits: they're small and they cry easily Crymson Shadow: i gave my rats a grape and they fought over it PensiveFool: caaaan you feeel, the gaaaaaay toniiiiihggttt! DiscoBallnFunGrl: b'chaaaaarles Crymson Shadow (on p0rn): when life says no, porn says yes ninepin56 (on p0rn): porn: its cheaper than dating PensiveFool (on p0rn): The last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger ripped through the toilet paper. PensiveFool: Mr. Shit is a better man bcos of you PensiveFool: well...for the most part PensiveFool: a better computer...Mr. Shit could never be a man...DO YOU HEAR THAT, MR.SHIT?! PensiveFool: nyaha PensiveFool: seriously tho PensiveFool: N Sync has gotta be everyone's 'guilty pleasure' Da1sukeyuy: and then he nearly barfed. ninepin56: *giggles like a rabbid schoolgirl* PensiveFool: oh behaaave Justin: friday i was planning on trying to get my underwear back Kumaguro: Well, my corruptable black-winged angel, I'm off to bed. Justin and Maddie on LotR, female version: i smell womanflesh!