Hehehehehehehehe.......a new fic. Really I have about 13 unfinished fics. Well I don't know where the idea for this fic came from. I guess you want to read the story huh? Okay.
Duo: Ummmmmm Guys.
Other G-boys: ...................
D: Guys?
O G-B: .....................
D: GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O G-B: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????
D: Is it just me or are we immortal?
Heero: Well, I guess we could be. We all should be dead at least 10 times each.
Trowa: True.
Quatre: That is kinda strange.
Wufei: We are alive because we are not weak!
*everyone sweatdrops*
D: Well I say we test out immortality!
H: I'll go first.
D: Why?
H: Because I want to.
D: Okay Hee-chan.
Heero jumps into a MS (not a gundam) and self destructs.
H: What the hell......That didn't even hurt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D: I rest my case, next.
T: That would be you Duo.
D: Okaly-Dokaly.
Duo takes out a scythe a tries to cut off his head. The scythe passes through harmlessly.
D: WHAT THE FUCK??????????????????????????????????????????
Q: Ummmmmmmmmmm.........your next Trowa.
T: Hn.
Trowa climbs into a lion's mouth and it eats him. Suddenly Trowa appears next to Quatre looking surprised.
T: Well that was weird.
D: Your turn Q-man!
Q: Okay.
Quatre calls over a enemy pilot.
Q: Shoot me.
EP: Okay......04 prepare to die.
The enemy pilot puts a gun to Quatre's head but in the last second the enemy twitches and misses Quatre. The enemy pilot goes through 10 rounds like this before Quatre takes the gun, shoots himself and stands up unfazed.
Q: You're right that didn't hurt.
D: Okay your last Wufie.
Wufei: Fine.........Treize!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Treize: Yes?
W: Cut off my head.
T: Your wish is my command.
Treize cuts off Wufei's head. Wufei than picks up his head, puts it back on and looks as if nothing happened.
W: Thank you Treize.
T: Welcome.
Treize leaves.
W: WHAT THE #$%&*#$&%*#*$^#^$*#^$#%##*$%*#%$&*#@$#@#$*$@^#$(@^$#^@. (Wufei swore so badly I can not repeat it)
D: (smugly) See I told you we were immortal.
Well minna-san that had no point. I hope it was good for a laugh. Thanks for reading.