AN: Back due to popular demand!!! O yeah... pplz if this someday becomes a cliché fic I wrote it first!!!! I did not do a cliché to this fic!!! *smiles* Well I feel better.
Dedications: RyoOoki, yes I'm dedicating this to her again... but you gotta love her stories!! Hey, RyoOoki do me a favor and e-mail me at shinigami_neko[ AT ]onebox.com please!!! Also Shinmegami Winner for supporting me also to anyone who reviewed me (there were a lot of them) love y'all. O yeah Trowa Girl to....I love her stories. D Marco for all the ideas, too. ms. maxwell....cause she's my friend and reviewing me.
Disclaimer: You think they belong to me??????????? Hahahahahahahaha..... yeah right in my dreams (no I'm serious). If they belonged to me would I be writing this???????? Probably, but that's beside the point!
Sally's room
*Ring Ring*
Sally: Hello?
Telemarketer(TM): Hello sir would you like to switch your phone company?
S: Why hello Wufei-kins how are you?
Wufei: I know you're talking about me onna!!! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
*click*
TM: So would you?
S: Would I what?
TM: Like to switch your phone company?
S: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
TM: ...............
S: I HATE YOU WUFEI!!!!
Wufei: Finally!!
*click*
TM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANOTHER CRAZY PERSON!!!!!!
*click*
S: I'd love to switch my phone company......... hello..... hello are you there?
Dorothy's room
*Ring Ring*
Dorothy: What?
TM: Hello sir would you like to switch your phone company?
D: No....don't come near me with the eyebrow wax!!!!!!
TM: Um........
D: War....... I love War!!!
TM: That's great in all but.........
D: Death is a gift!
TM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! You're one of the screwed up people!!
*click*
D: Fear me I am the eyebrow freak!!!
Catharine's room
*Ring Ring*
Catharine: Hi Hi.
TM: Hello sir would you like to switch your phone company?
C: You want to be my new target?
TM: Target? There's no target around here.
C: You annoy me with all you talking now stay still!
TM: Holy Shit......a fucking knife just landed by my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*click*
C: Damnit....... I lose more target/telemarketers that way.
Relena's room
*Ring Ring*
Relena: Hello?
TM: Hello sir would you like to switch your phone company?
R: We must have peace.
TM: Okkkaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy
R: HHHHHHHHHHeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooo I'm right here so come and kill me!!!!
TM: I HOPE HE DOES!!!!!!!!!!
*click*
R: Vote for me for Queen of the world.
Hilde's room
*Ring Ring*
Hilde: Duo?
TM: Hello sir would you like to switch your phone company?
H: Duo Duo Duo Duo Duo?
TM: No this is not Duo.
H: DuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuoDuo!
TM: What are you a Pokemon?????????????????????? AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh It's a Pokemon!! I'm afraid of fuzzy creatures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*click*
H: Duo?
Random Oz Soldier's room
OS: SIR.
TM: Hello sir would you like to switch your phone company?
OS: That's a mobile suite!
TM: Come again?
OS: IT'S A GUNDAM!!!!!
TM: Huh??????? Where???????
OS: IT MOVED!!!!!!!!!
TM: Child of the devil!!!!1
*click*
OS: There's a gundam down here!!!!
And so ends the telemarketer fics. I hope you enjoyed them. I would continue but I've already done all the main characters.