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The Telemarketer

Part 2


An: Here it is..... Part 2........because you asked for it.

Dedications: RyoOoki. Thanks for the reviews!!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own it na da.


Une's room

*Ring Ring*

Une: Hello?

Telemarketer(TM): Hello sir would you like to switch your phone company?

U: Damn you Gundam Pilots!!!

TM: Huh?????

U: We must have peace!!!

TM: Excuse me?

U: Shot it down!!!

TM: Ummmmmm.......

U: I will build a wonderful world for Treize!!!!

U: That's an order!!!

TM: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

*click*

U: Thank you, have a nice day!


Zechs' room

*Ring Ring*

Zechs: What do you want!

TM: Hello sir would you like to switch your phone company?

Z: NO DAMNIT NO!!!!

TM: Why?

Z: I have to kill the Gundam pilots!

TM: What????????

Z: PEACE ON EARTH PEACE I TELL YOU!!!!!!!

TM: NOT AGAIN....................... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*click*

Z: Epyon and I will kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Noin's room

*Ring Ring*

Noin: Yello?

TM: Hello sir would you like to switch your phone company?

N: I'm a woman DAMNIT!!!!

TM: So sorry.

N: And no I wouldn't so fuck off because I'm fucking Zechs!!!!!!!!!

*click*

TM: No fair I'm supposed to hang up on you!!!!


Trieze's room

*Ring Ring*

Treize: Hello?

TM: Hello sir would you like to switch your phone company?

T: Rose candles?

TM: No..... would you like to switch your phone company?

T: Then no!

TM: Fine!

*click*

T: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!


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