An: Well another pathetic attempt at humor from Shinigami Neko. Hope you like it.
Disclaimer: I own Gundam Wing!!!!!!!!!!! Oh sorry I guess I don't. Hehehehehehehehe. Well someday I will and then I shall rule the world!!!!!!!
Heero's room
*Ring Ring*
Heero: Hn.
Telemarketer(TM): Hello sir would you like to switch your phone company?
H: Omae o korosu.
TM: You can't kill me sir.
H: Yes I can.
TM: You don't even know who I am!
H: I just finished running a search on you. I know your name is Norman Bynes. You live on 3472 High Tops St. in Berkley, California, and I am holding a gun in my hand right now. Would you like to try me?
*click*
H: Hello..... hello? The nerve of him..... he hung up on me!!!
Duo's room
*Ring Ring*
Duo: Hello?
TM: Hello sir would you like to switch your phone company?
D: I'm sorry I didn't mean to blow up the loony bin. Deathscythe told me to. He said they were gonna lock me up!!! I'm sorry!!!! The mad people were gonna take over the world!!!!
*click*
D: Hehehehehehehehehe....... NO ONE MESSES WITH SHINIGAMI!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Trowa's room
*Ring Ring*
Trowa: ..........................
TM: Hello sir would you like to switch your phone company?
T: .............................................
TM: ................................
T: ................................................
*click*
T: ..............................Hello?
Quatre's Room
*Ring Ring*
Quatre: Hiya!
TM: Hello sir would you like to switch your phone company?
Quatre: No.
TM: But you must we are the best phone company!
Q: *wing zero look* DDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DAMN YOU DIE!!!!!
*click*
Q: Well at least that got rid of him!
Wufei's room
*Ring Ring*
Wufei: Weakling!!!!!
TM: Hello sir would you like to switch your phone company?
W: Onna!!!!
W: Injustice!!!!!
W: Baka!!!!!!!
W: Kisama!!!!!!!!
W: Kuso!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*click*
W: The other guys are right ranting does scare people away!