I can't believe I wrote this story. Relena dies!!!!! Well ideas come and I use them. This is a story about the GW-boys becoming...........boy scouts? Sorry if this insults the boy scouts out there but this is a humor fic! Hehehehehehe. On with the story! (O yeah, if you have read "Another 'I've Never' Cliche" this is one of the ways too get back at the G-boys
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)
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The Gundam Wing Boy Scouts.........What?
The GW-boys were sitting in their current safe house. Heero is looking at what looks like a blank laptop (go figure), Duo is deciding what to do to Wufei next, Trowa was doing back flips, Quatre was reading while watching Trowa, and Wufei was sharpening his sword planning to cut off Duo's braid as long as Quatre didn't give him the puppy dog eyes (irresistible even to enemies) or Heero didn't shoot him for trying to touch his Koi's braid. (Hehehehehe protective Hee-chan!)
The blank laptop suddenly comes to life after being stared at for an hour. Words started scrolling down the screen.
Heero sweatdropped when he read the mission. "Damnit" was all he said.
"What?" asked Duo.
"A mission that is not optional."
"So."
"We have to infiltrate a boy scout troop."
"What the FUCK Heero!!!!!!!"
Heero looked at Duo as if some naughty thought was going through his head.
"NO HEERO NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wufie..........uuuummmmmmmmm...........I......mean.......Wufei....hehehe (Wufei: Onna that's the second time. Shinigami Neko: Actually it's the third time Wu-boy plus if you're not careful I'll give Duo a scythe. Mwahahahahahahahahaahaha. Wufei: Never mind (under his breath) onna I'll get her yet. Shinigami Neko: I heard that and you won't get me back because I am the all powerful author Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) "WILL YOU SHUT UP AND GIVE THE INFO ON THE MISSION!!!!!!!!"
"Ok. Well like I said we're signed up for boy scouts. The tests that they have too do get in are being held at a camp ground. These tests are supposed to be very hard. When we get there we will be assigned cabins. All of us will be in the same cabin. Our counselor will be......Zechs?"
Wufei's eyes lit up.
"WHAT IS ZECHS DOING AS A COUNSELOR!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Duo.
"Mission. He doesn't know who he has as kids in his cabin. Let's let him figure it out okay. The mission should take about 1-2 weeks."
Quatre suddenly cracked up.
"What's so funny Quatre?" asked a confused Duo.
"Well we won't have to worry about how he'll react to us being gay after all he'll be to busy with Wufei!"
"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Well he and Zechs are a couple didn't you know."
"NO, HOW DID YOU KNOW QUATRE?"
"Well one night I was walking through the halls and I heard someone scream. I ran to where the scream came from and I found Wufei and Zechs performing the bump and grind."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Winner snuck up on me without me noticing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????"
"I am a Gundam Pilot, and I was trained as one even though you don't seem too believe me."
"Sorry Q-man."
"Don't worry I guess I never told you what kind of training I had."(Yes in my fic Q-chan can kick ass if he wants too.)
"Okay well let's get packing. O yeah I'll pack the C-4 this time," announced Heero. (o_o;;;;; hehehehehehehehe............um..........they can be very trigger happy!)
With that the G-boys all get ready for their new mission.
On the bus
"Okay I hacked into the boy scout's mainframe and found out all the campers so far have taken at least a week to pass one test so the mission might take longer than predicted," stated Heero.
"Why are we doing this anyways?" asked Duo.
"Well OZ/Romefeller is trying to find other kids that can match our abilities. They won't recognize us because all info on us was wiped out and no solider took the time to memorize what we look like."
"I don't know about what you guys think but it will probably take more than boy scouts to match our abilities."
"True but OZ doesn't know that."
"That's because OZ is the biggest baka organization."
"Just like you're the biggest baka?"
"HEERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Sorry Du-chan."
"You better be!!!!!!!!!!!"
The bus ride went on like this the whole way. Now for some info. The camp sight is right next to where the girl scouts are being tested. The boys and girls both eat together. The girls are allowed in the boy's camp and vise versa. There are ten cabins in the boy's camp and ten in the girls. All the cabins have five people and one counselor. Each cabin has a flag of there own. The cabin groups go after each other flag and try not to lose their own. Whichever cabin has the most flags and still have their own at the end of each week wins for that week.
At the camp ground
"Okay you have been assigned cabins," said the leader. "Go to them now I hope you have a good stay and good luck, you'll need it!"
"Guys were in boys cabin #10, remember this during the tests don't hold back we have to be chosen so we can blow up the main building," announced Heero in a deadpan voice," since we are working together we have a very good chance, I repeat do not hold back but don't reveal our identities."
"Understood," replied the pilots.
"We will get more info about the camp from Zechs."
"Here's our cabin!" announced a cheerful Duo.
The five Gundam Pilots walked into the cabin with out making a sound A shout is heard coming from the counselors separate room.
"HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GET IN TO THE MAIN BUILDING?????????????"
"Make sure your group wins."
"WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY ARE HORRIBLE?"
"Then you fail the mission!"
"WELL IT'S NOT AS IF I HAVE THE REAL GUNDAM PILOTS, DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!"
Duo chose that moment to make their presence known." Yeah you do Zechsmil!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!"
"Hiya Sally look we have a new mission!"
"Ummmmmmmmmm..........good luck on your mission Zechs, Sally Po over and out."
"Hiya Zechsmi!"
"What are you guys doing here?"
"Mission," said all the pilots.
"Okay, cool, I can complete my mission if we get into the main hall."
"We have to blow it up."
"Uuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm................I have to put you guys to bed at a certain time if I try to you'll just kill me huh?"
"Yup," replied all the pilots other than Quatre
"No, Wufie (Oops I did it again).........Wufei wouldn't after all he wouldn't kill his koi!" replied Quatre.
"How did know about that Quatre?"
"Winner heard us went to investigate and saw us doing NC-17 activities."
"Damnit, what do fellow team mates think about us Wufei?"
"They could care less."
"Why?"
"See for your self."
Zechs turns to look at the other G-boys and sees Duo and Heero and Quatre and Trowa in a lip lock playing tonsil hockey.
"What the HELL. They're gay too?"
Duo broke away from Heero an Quatre broke away from Trowa. Heero and Trowa were not happy about this an took out a gun each and pointed it at Zechs.
"Hehehehehehehehehe guys lets not be rash."
Zechs knew if they shot he'd be dead in a second. So Zechs shoot a pleading look at Duo and Quatre.