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Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing! *pouts* Would anyone like to give it to me? Please???????!!!!
The G-boys (Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei) and (for some odd reason, probably just for the boys humor or because the author is mean) the G-girls (Relena, Hilde, Catherine, Dorothy, and Sally) were sitting in one of Quatre's oversized rooms in one of his mansions.
Just then Duo said something that would strike fear into the hearts of the people who knew him. "I'm bored."
The G-boys flinched and moved away from him. After thinking a moment the G-girls moved away because the G-boys did. (Shinigami Neko: They're just too stupid to understand, Blink Bunny: also not to mention they were dropped on their head a couple of times!) (Blink Bunny! what are you doing in this fic!?? I don't know, I just started typing away at your computer. Well, get offfffffff!!!! Fine, see if you get a story dedicated to you! *Sits and pouts* Okay now that, that has been taken care of back to the fic minna-san)
"What," asked Duo, "is there something wrong with being bored?"
"There is when you're involved, Baka." said Heero stating the obvious.
"Wow," exclaimed Duo while jumping up and down, "Heero said something other than 'Duo, Omae o Korsu' to me and he said more than five words in one line" (hehe Duo is usually right about the five word thing but not in this fic. Mwahahahahahahaha I, the all mighty author, am in control!!!! GW boys: Where in the middle of a fic! Will you continue writing?! Shinigami Neko: Oh all right but I'll get you guys back! GW boys: Oh no. Shinigami Neko: Bwahahahahahahahahahaha)
Heero (you'll never guess what he did) sent a death glare at Duo (told you) and then at Relena just so she wouldn't glomp him.
"Let's play a game." Quatre suggested. (Oh poor naive Quatre that is very dangerous)
Duo's eyes lit up (That can't be a good sign!!! Everyone hit the deck, save yourselves!!!!) and he raced out of the room. The G-girls had puzzled or stupid looks on their faces (as always). The G-boys looked at their watches and in unison they counted down:
"Five."
"Four."
"Three."
"Two."
"One."
Duo reappeared holding several glasses of alcohol and ten glasses. (Don't ask how he accomplished this because our best scientists our still working on it) He quickly put glasses in front of everyone and poured alcohol in each one. Duo than sat down and smiled very happy with himself.
"Okay, the name of the game is "I've never" (Bet you pplz didn't see that coming *looks at title* never mind. I just can't win can I? Blink Bunny: No you can't. Shinigami Neko: Stop answering questions I don't want you to answer!!!! Blink Bunny: Fine. *sits & Pouts again*) the first person says something he or she has never done and anyone who has done that thing takes a drink. Got it everyone?" Duo explained, happy with his explanation. (He said this all in one breath amazing he must have very big lungs)
Everyone sweatdropped the G-boys seemed to be expecting something to happen that the girls could never understand because they were so stupid. (I am not calling girls stupid girls are smart, just not the G-girls)
"Okay, I'll go first (oooooooo big surprise there) I've never told a lie. (Another big surprise)
Everyone except Quatre took a drink. Everyone than looks at Heero too take his turn.
Heero looks up, thinks for a moment then calmly states, "I've never been in a mental hospital."
Relena takes a drink and two men walk in and drag her off. (Yes Relena is going back to her birthplace. May the world rejoice. *Shinigami Neko starts humming 'Ding Dong the witch is dead the wicked witch is dead'*)
"Yes, the rating, screaming, annoying, stupid, bitch is gone and out of my life!!!!!!!" shouted Heero happily. (Is that possible? Blink Bunny: I... Shinigami Neko: Don't even answer that!!!! Blink Bunny: Okay fine then *sits and pouts once again* Shinigami Neko: Okay now back to the story minna-san *beams while twirling scythe*)
"It was her turn," said Wufie....... er........Wufei calmly (Wufei: Weak onna the name is Wufei!! Shinigami Neko: Me, weak. If you don't shut up I'll kill you. Wufei: *sees scythe* Nevermind. Shinigami Neko: Better. )
Suddenly a loud crash is heard and then Relena's voice saying, "I've never been in the loony bin for more than two minutes!!!"
To say the least everyone took a drink. Heero cold also be heard muttering, "damn bitch I thought she was finally, fuckin' gone from my life forever! Damn!" (Poor Heero, I'm so mean. I'm getting Heero back. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah *deep breath* Mwahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)
Wufie calmly stated, "I've never kissed someone of my own sex."
Everyone heard Relena mutter, "oooooooo, sexy Zechy," while laughing.
Everyone sweatdropped and looked around too see who drinks. To everyone's surprise (except me and the readers) Heero, Duo, Trowa, and Quatre drank. (Oh big surprise there after all I said this was Yaoi didn't I and I kept my promise. )
Hilde shouts in panic, "I've never been in love with one of my own team mates!" and once again Heero, Duo, Trowa, and Quatre drink.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh, they're screwing with our minds look away, look away, for the love of god look away!" screamed Sally then under her breath she said, "oooooooooo, screw-Wufei fun."
Almost as if to save the day (but probably not because she doesn't no what the word means) Relena announces, "I'm about to pass out!"
All the G-boys jump up saying, "let's get Relena to pass out!!!"
The G-boys then chase Relena around the house while the girls just stand there looking stupid (like always). The boys catch Relena and get her super (Blink bunny: And I'm super in case anyone is asking) drunk. Relena then strips down and starts shaking her butt like the slut she is. Heero looks at her and wonders if she has a self detonation button.
"Hey Heero don't I look good?" Relena asks slyly.
"No," with that said he shoots her and she explodes!!!!!!!??????????? (May the whole world rejoice!!! Blink Bunny and Shinigami Neko: Ding Dong the witch is dead the wicked witch is dead! )
"Yippee! I hit the self detonation button!!!!!" Heero jumps around like an idiot and then grabs Duo and runs to a carefully placed............... bed.
Trowa and Quatre look at each other and walk off to a carefully placed............er........... broom closet. (Both pairs are performing some recreational purposes. )
Wufie......oops..... er....Wufei and Sally walk off to a bedroom. (recreational purposes to)
The rest of the girls look at each other until they go brain dead (who wouldn't looking at those faces?) and they die (the world population screams "HALLELUJAH PRAISE THE LORD A BLESSING").
AN: Okay I finished the cliché. Hope it was worthy of a review from you minna-san. I have to plot how to get back at the G-boys. Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha. Any story ideas I'll take them (as long as it is Yaoi I don't write any other GW couples!) Thanks for reading. Sorry about Blink Bunnys interruptions. Blink Bunny: Hey!!!!!! Shinigami Neko: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe! Ja Ne minna-san!!!!!!