"Now Duo, don't touch this pie that I have just baked. I have to go out to the corner store for some cream and sugar." Hidie warned her lover as she grabbed her cloak and purse.
"Heero should be home soon." To keep him out of trouble while I'm gone.
"Yeah, ok Hilde." Duo called from the lounge room where he was playing Tekken 3 on the PS2. As soon as he heard the door shut he threw the controller down on the floor and ran to the kitchen where the pie had been cooling on the bench.
Hmm... I wounder.
Duo glanced at the pie, and the pie sat in his line of sight.
//come for me, Duo//
//come..//
Now, Duo thought it weird that the pie would be talking to him or was it just his baka mind playing tricks on him. With a hungry look in his eyes, the violet eyed boy made a quiet decent over the tiled floor of the kitchen and rounded the bench.
"Mmmm... Blueberry maybe.. or wait no.. Strawberry.. I smell strawberry, Oh she knows what those damn strawberries do to me."
//Come, Duo come.//
The Pie was awfully tempting and tempting in it's own way. It kept Calling to Duo.
//Come.. COME.. You know you want me. Come, Duo Come.//
Ok this was getting way too weird for Duo to comprehend. But the Pie was somehow drawing him closer, and closer to the Pie. The erotic aroma of the Strawberries sent Duo into sensory overload.
Could he actually...
Without even thinking twice Duo was so aroused over the sent combined with the enticing words the Pie somehow kept saying to him, or his mind.. what ever it may be and he quickly unzipped his pants and pulled them to the ground along with the black boxes with little glowy scythes all over them and gazed at his hard on.
"A PIE is doing this to me?"
somehow he found himself reaching for the pie, which was still in the pan. The pan was cooled quite considerably so it led Duo to believe that it was cool enough to...
"Oh YE-AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh..."
"Hello?"
"Hilde, it's me Heero."
"Oh, hi hun. Whats up?"
"Umm.. it's Duo."
Hilde gasped into the phones reciever. "Whats happened? Is he alright? What went wrong?"
"Well... umm... He's in hospital." Sounds of Duo whimpering in pain was heard in the back ground as Heero stood next to Duo's bed in a private room.
"He.. umm... Tried it with the Pie."
"HEEEEEROOOooo...!!!" Duo cried as the nurse went about bandaging up his burnt appendage.
Heero sat at the kitchen table the next day, with his coffee and news paper and appeared to be smirking at a certain article in that paper that read.
'MAN SEDUCED BY STRAWBERRY PIE! An young adult male was taken to St. Lukes hospital yesterday with 2nd to 3rd degree burns to his penis. Although the extent of the damage is unknown, however a Strawberry Pie was involved and the victim declared that the Pie had seduced him into doing IT with the Pie before it was properly cooled.
The patient wishes to remain anonymous.'
Heero grinned even more and turned to page and spotted Duo waltzing into the kitchen with just a shirt on and a rather large nappy on his lower half.
"Next time Duo, insert fingers first."
His only response was a Deathglare to rival his own.
So how was that for a little humor! Heheh... Actually this be my first. Eeek... might write more. I dunno you tell me :P