Last Part. ‘Nuff said.
Friday 9:03 a.m.
North Side _ Colony Level 5 _ Hallway
Heero was out the door and half way down the hall before Duo caught him.
“Heero wait!” He ran after the boy, desperately trying to catch up. “Wait, wait! Stop!”
Heero did as he was told, he leaned against the wall and cried.
“Heero what’s wrong? Why are you so upset?” Duo asked between gasps when he finally caught up.
“How… how did you know it was me? I never said anything, yet you knew.”
“I could tell in your eyes.” He turned Heero around face to face. “You may have Dorothy’s eyes, but you still have your own soul and I can see it in your eyes. No matter who you switched places with, I would know it was you.”
“Then why didn’t you see it the day you kicked me out?” Heero asked, now aggravated.
“Gak… well you see, I um… you did such a convincing job of being Dorothy and well… ah…” A huge sweatdrop formed on the back of Duo’s head, he twiddled his fingers, and laughed awkwardly. “Hey wait a minute, what were you doing playing with the machine anyways?”
A tiny lighting bolt struck Heero’s head, his puppy dog eyes flooded with tears, and he threw himself at Duo. “Gomen nasai! I didn’t mean to! I never thought it would work, it was an accident! Dorothy made me keep it a secret! We would have fixed it but we needed the other machine! But you don’t know what it’s been like being a girl for a week!” He wailed and sobbed.
“Honk honk.” Duo squeezed Heero’s boobs.
::SMACK:: A bright red hand print glowed on Duo’s left cheek.
“It was worth it.” He said, a lechy smile on his face.
“Dorothy, babe, is this guy giving you any trouble?” Kennan came up behind Duo. He looked down at the Gundam pilot and cracked his knuckles.
“No no I’m fine Kennan sweetie. You go back to the class room, I’ll be in in a few minutes.” Heero waved daintily to the jock as he walked back the room, dragging his feet the whole way.
“And who was that? Your ‘sweetie?’” Duo asked, suddenly jealous and conspicuous.
“Oh please, the guy has the IQ of a dust bunny. There is no way I would ever get with him.”
“Yea? Good. Did you see the way he was looking at me? Like he was ready to take me down.”
“Well he is on the basketball and baseball teams.”
“You think he could take me?” Duo puffed out his chest. “I’d like to see him try. I’m a Catholic Can O’ Whoop Ass.”
Heero laughed. “Oh and speaking of getting with people. You got with Dorothy didn’t you?”
He flew back five feet, “W-w-what!? I have no idea what you’re talking about!”
“Don’t lie to me!” Heero became enraged, “I can tell! You’re acting the same way you do after a night of being with me.”
“But I thought she was you! Honestly! Do you really think that I would ever try and get some off of Dorothy?”
Heero thought for a moment, “You’re right. Forgive me?” He pouted his lip.
“Yea I guess so. You forgive me?”
“Of course I forgive you.” Heero latched onto Duo and began crying again. “How could I stay mad at you?”
“Uh Heero, if you don’t mind my asking. What’s with all these mood swings?”
“I‘m having my . . . my. . . my PERIOD!” He sobbed uncontrollably into Duo’s shoulder.
“Hooo-kaaay. That was something I could have lived the rest of my life without hearing.” He patted Heero on the back stiffly. “There-there Heero-it’s-ok. . . .”
The rest of the day went smoothly. … … Actually, to say that would be a bold faced lie. The Gundam Pilots never got to finish their lecture, in fact, they were banned from the school for their extreme misbehavior. Heero had a hormonal emotional breakdown in third period and had to be escorted home. Dorothy spent the rest of the day scrubbing away the foul touch of Duo. Duo was cornered by Kennan behind the school and was promised a hard beating for making “Dorothy” cry. Kennan was rushed to the hospital ten minutes later and is now in a full body cast and must eat through a bendy straw.
With all that said and done we’ll just jump over to the next day for the sake of time and the sanity of many.
Saturday 11:49 a.m.
Northeast Side _ Colony Level 1
“Thank God! I’ll finally be home in my own body and out of this bulky disgusting-”
“Ahem!”
“Sorry Heero darling, but I really mean it this time.”
“Gee… thanks…”
“And you haven’t enjoyed your time in *my* body?”
“Can’t say that I have. Bein’ gay and all it doesn’t really suit me. But of course you enjoyed mine, am I right?”
“Absolutely not!”
“She’s such a liar. I heard her drooling over it in the bathroom the other day.” Duo said with a grin, the little cat ears popping up from under his hair and tail swishing behind him.
“You little eaves- That is so not true!” She was a bright cherry red, her ears glowing.
Heero was rolling on the floor in a fit of laughter.
“You shut up!”
“It is so true. ‘My God, look at his tight butt.’” He put one paw on his hip and flipped his braid with the other.
“Why are we even talking about this!? Put me back in my body now!” Dorothy stamped her foot in a childish tantrum.
“Alright alright, keep you shirt on. Then again, if you wouldn’t mind flashing your pecs for me-”
“FORGET IT!”
“Yeah, I thought as much. OK both of you sit down and just do it like you did the first time.”
They did as they were told. The machine was the same, only this had a blue button instead of a yellow one.
“Oh by the way Dorothy,” Heero said with smirk, “Your body has a little gift for you when you come back.”
“What one earth are you talking about?” It was too late. There was the loud whirring sound and a flash. Dorothy was still for a moment before a slimy chill ran up her spine and she turned blue under her eyes. “You put me back in during my cycle!?”
“And three more days to go. Dorothy darling.” He said getting up from the seat, stretching his muscles. He was glad to be back in a body that wasn’t hormonal or weird in any way.
“I didn’t agree to this! I want his body until my cycle is over, it isn’t fair!” She leaped up from the chair. Of course there was no logic to argument except that she was selfish and evil.
“Honk honk.” Duo was immediately in her face squeezing her boobs.
::SMACK:: Duo went flying across the room and slammed into the wall. “It doesn’t have the same thrill as it did when you were Heero.” He grinned, now like an old cat.
“HOW DARE YOU!” Dorothy fumed, arms crossed tightly over her chest.
He staggered to his feet. “No wait, I gotta find out which one I like better.” He reached out ready to grip Heero’s crotch.
::click BANG:: In the split second before he even made it two inches away, Heero had pulled out, cocked, and fired his gun. Duo lay face flat on the floor, blood flowing out from under his forehead. (actually it’s stunt tomato paste. ::super fast announcer voice:: no gundam boys were harmed in the making of this fanfic)
“Well I won’t say it was fun, but it was an experience I’ll never forget.”
“Yes, I think we can leave it at that.”
“Good day then, Lady Catalonia.” Heero bowed.
“Farewell, Pilot 01.” Dorothy bowed her head and left.
Heero turned to Duo, he grinned, his features like that of a dog. “Now about you deciding which you liked better…”
Duo had a big smile on his face, “Nyow.”
My best work up to date. Hope ya’ll enjoyed. ^_^