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PinkPrincess89: ::sits her chair:: I see chaos has ensued during my absence
DemonBrow67: THANK GOD!! HE CAN’T TYPE ANYMORE!
Shinigami2000: YOU DARE KICK THE HONORABLE JUDGE MONKEYBUTT!
ArabChild: yes thank me!
PinkPrincess89: Thank you Quatre
DemonBrow67: lol
ArabChild: ^ ^v
ArabChild: hahahah
Shinigami2000: For your insolence Judge Monkey will beat you several times with his banana!
DemonBrow67: . . . . ^^;;
PinkPrincess89: Such chaos will not be tolerated ::pulls out her magic fairy wand::
Shinigami2000: fear the BANANA!
ArabChild: …Duo stop
DemonBrow67: lol yes.
Shinigami2000: what did I do?
Shinigami2000: The MONKEY will not be SILENCED!
DemonBrow67: . . .
DragonWarrior: FAERIE!!!!!
DemonBrow67: Quatre…make him stop.
DragonWarrior: *tackles*
DemonBrow67: Oh dear.
PinkPrincess89: ::waves it around::
DemonBrow67: Relena, back away.
Shinigami2000: you may have won the war, but you have not yet won the battle
DemonBrow67: Wufei, don’t attack her.
DragonWarrior: awwww but you know I loves the sexy faeries
DemonBrow67: ::stands between Relena and Wufei:: NO! No. No. NO!
Shinigami2000: sexy farries… WHERE?
DemonBrow67: >_<
DragonWarrior: *trys to get around rach*
DemonBrow67: eh! ::picks him up::
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey wants in on that action!
PinkPrincess89: *GAK* ::runs::
DemonBrow67: Stop trying, kiddo.
DragonWarrior: put me down! *struggles*
DemonBrow67: ::sighs:: Alas, it ALWAYS comes to this, doesn’t it?
PinkPrincess89: Am I safe yet?
Shinigami2000: Yes citizen you have
DragonWarrior: the chair?
DemonBrow67: NO! NOT YET, RELENA!
DemonBrow67: ::casts spell quickly on Wufei::
PinkPrincess89: EEP! ::hides::
Shinigami2000: From the wrath of Judge Monkey, yes… but for how long?
DemonBrow67: ok. No more moving for Wufei ::pins Wufei down:: Its safe, Relena. I cast an immobilization spell.
DemonBrow67: ^_~\\//
DragonWarrior: guess you’ll have to come to me, eh? ;)
DemonBrow67: -.-
PinkPrincess89: You sure? The “Fairy Happy” boy is still here
DemonBrow67: ::fist twitches::
DemonBrow67: but he’s immobile. ::twirls wand:: see? spell has been cast.
DragonWarrior: I can still say stuff!
Shinigami2000: don’t forget Judge Monkey
DragonWarrior: and blink!
PinkPrincess89: ok then! ::comes bounding out into the open::
DragonWarrior: *blink blink*
DemonBrow67: lol
DemonBrow67: Yes, so he can hit on you from a far.
DragonWarrior: hehe…
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey will cast a mobilization spell on the immobilized one
DragonWarrior: course, get me a catgirl in here and you’re perfectly safe
DemonBrow67: NO! ::grabs Monkey::
PinkPrincess89: No! Fairies must stay clear of dirty human contact!
DemonBrow67: ::tosses him out the window::
DemonBrow67: exactly!
Shinigami2000: :: Eye of Banana, Toe of Gorilla :: :: DING:: Potions done
DemonBrow67: NO!!!
DragonWarrior: ewwww
DragonWarrior: don’t put that nasty crap on me
Shinigami2000: Drink this my Fairy friend
PinkPrincess89: ::waves her wand:: Why isn’t it working!?
DragonWarrior: drink it!?
DemonBrow67: ::casts binding spell on Monkey::
Shinigami2000: yes
DragonWarrior: are you INSANE!?
DemonBrow67: NO!
Shinigami2000: yes
DemonBrow67: ::knocks it away from Wufei::
Shinigami2000: I made two
DragonWarrior: bananas don’t naturally have eyes dude
DemonBrow67: ::slow motion, Matrix style::
Shinigami2000: this one did
DemonBrow67: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!
Shinigami2000: JUST DRINK IT!
DragonWarrior: there’s gotta be some bad stuff in there
Shinigami2000: All natural
Shinigami2000: don’t mind the chunks
PinkPrincess89: If I’m lucky it’ll poison you!
DragonWarrior: you want it, fairy girl?
DemonBrow67: >_<
PinkPrincess89: no!
DragonWarrior: k
DemonBrow67: Leave Relena BE!
DragonWarrior: but she’s a sexy faerie!
DemonBrow67: I’ll eject all of you, damn it.
Shinigami2000: drink the damn potion!
DemonBrow67: ::shoos him::
DragonWarrior: no ¬.¬
DemonBrow67: no.
ArabChild: not me I not talk…
DemonBrow67: lol
Shinigami2000: why not… do you not trust Judge Monkey?
PinkPrincess89: I’ll turn myself into your grandmother if it will keep you away from me!
DemonBrow67: lmao!
DemonBrow67: Yeah, that should work.
DragonWarrior: *blink*
Shinigami2000: *Stare*
DragonWarrior: I miss Sally… ._.
DragonWarrior: AAAAHHHHHH!!!
Shinigami2000: is Judge Monkey still binded and out the window?
DemonBrow67: Yes.
DemonBrow67: The Monkey is history.
Shinigami2000: that sucks
DragonWarrior: she frightens me, nyo!
DemonBrow67: haha!
ArabChild: ::runs in to corner to hide::
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey never dies
DemonBrow67: or I’ll bind you again!
Shinigami2000: *CHOKING VOICE* FINE
DemonBrow67: ok then. ::releases::
PinkPrincess89: ::sees her wand is broken:: MY FAIRYNESS IS SPOILED!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shinigami2000: JUST LET ME GO!
DemonBrow67: ::sighs:: see what you’ve done?
Shinigami2000: *Judge Monkey does his happy dance*
DemonBrow67: You spoiled poor Relena’s ‘faerieness’…apologize, monkey.
Shinigami2000: who me?
ArabChild: ::casts invisible spell::
DemonBrow67: yes!
Shinigami2000: I’m sorry Gm Tat
PinkPrincess89: ::fetal position:: my fairyness. . .my fiaryness. . .my fiaryness. . .my fiaryness
DemonBrow67: >_<
ArabChild: y me??
DragonWarrior: o.o
DemonBrow67: lol
Shinigami2000: Hey… I can run to the 99c store and buy another one
DemonBrow67: >_<
DemonBrow67: here, let me see it…::gently takes broken wand::
DemonBrow67: ::hold pieces:: hmmm~ yup…
DemonBrow67: its…done for…
Shinigami2000: Duct tape?
DemonBrow67: ::shakes head:: no. We don’t want any spells backfiring, do we?
Shinigami2000: if it doesn’t fix it, nothin will
PinkPrincess89: You cannot fix my fairyness with mere duct tape!
DemonBrow67: ::sighs:: I…can make you a new one…
Shinigami2000: You can fix anything with duct tape
ArabChild: ::casts repairing magic::
DemonBrow67: no, no…
DragonWarrior: you need MAGIC DUCK TAPE!
DemonBrow67: it’s not the same… disappears with shards::
DragonWarrior: or a magic duck at least
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey will make a spell to fix fairyness
DemonBrow67: ::reappears::
PinkPrincess89: Forget the duck! Or I shall turn you into one!
DemonBrow67: ok. Here you are! ::holds out new wand::
DragonWarrior: geez, temper temper
Shinigami2000: :: Eye of Banana, Tounge of Coconut, Peal of Gorilla::
ArabChild: and it is duct not duck…
Shinigami2000: *DING*
PinkPrincess89: WAI WAI WAI!!!! My wand is fixed!! I’ll grant you a wish now if you like
Shinigami2000: Potion is done
DemonBrow67: lol.
DragonWarrior: psst, Dorothy…
DemonBrow67: hai?
DragonWarrior: sexy catgirls would be a VERY good wish ;)
ArabChild: who?
Shinigami2000: does Judge Monkey get a wish?
DemonBrow67: . . . .
DemonBrow67: WUFEI!
Shinigami2000: yea man, that’s crazy
DemonBrow67: I’m not wishing for catgirls!!!
DragonWarrior: please?
Shinigami2000: …pst, wish for 2
DemonBrow67: >_<
PinkPrincess89: ITS HER WISH! BACK OFF!
Shinigami2000: ok then 4
DemonBrow67: I wish~
DragonWarrior: yeah, that way they can keep me busy longer
Shinigami2000: that’s what I’m talking about
DragonWarrior: ^_^
Shinigami2000: Big catgirl pimpin’
DemonBrow67: I wish you would bind Wufei for 24 hours.
ArabChild: ::goes back to Download on Kazaa…
PinkPrincess89: I can’t do that
Shinigami2000: wood?
DemonBrow67: damn.
Shinigami2000: why do you want wood?
DemonBrow67: ::sighs:: ok…
DragonWarrior: I want catgirls!!
DemonBrow67: NO!
Shinigami2000: I want them too
DragonWarrior: come on Dorothy, you know you love me
DemonBrow67: NO CATGIRLS!
DemonBrow67: . . . hn. anyhoo…
Shinigami2000: How about Tiger girls?
DemonBrow67: how about…
DragonWarrior: faeries!!
PinkPrincess89: I’ll give you a catgirl that will eat you alive!!
DemonBrow67: ::gasps:: can you make Quatre appear in my room?
DragonWarrior: and lots of em!
Shinigami2000: Fairys!
Shinigami2000: I concur
DemonBrow67: lol. Make Quatre appear!!!
DragonWarrior: I want the snow faerie
Shinigami2000: sounds good
DragonWarrior: she’s sexy
DemonBrow67: -.-
Shinigami2000: I get the fairy of the Amazon!
PinkPrincess89: I think I can do the Quatre thing
DemonBrow67: ok. Enough!
DragonWarrior: awwwww
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey will not be silenced!
DemonBrow67: ::binds them both in the corner of the room::
Shinigami2000: HAHA
DragonWarrior: wasn’t I already binded?
Shinigami2000: Eye of Banana saved me
DemonBrow67: lol. No, just immobilized.
DemonBrow67: hn. Well, then.
Shinigami2000: told you to trust the potion
WingSoldier43: I’m here
DemonBrow67: ::immobilizes Duo, at least::
Shinigami2000: Does Judge Monkey get a wish?!
WingSoldier43: what’s going on?
DemonBrow67: no!!!
PinkPrincess89: ::waves her wand:: Ok Quatre will be waiting for you in your room
DemonBrow67: That would be hard to explain…
DemonBrow67: ::goes SD:: YAAAAYYYYYY!
WingSoldier43: ……
DemonBrow67: ::does happy faerie dance:: yay!
DragonWarrior: -.-
DemonBrow67: all is good in the world!
WingSoldier43: ::pulls out a shot gun knowing he will need it in a room of crazys…::
PinkPrincess89: Judge Monkey only gets a wish if he does something nice for me the fairy
WingSoldier43: ::racks the slide::
DragonWarrior: Sally is sooooo more awesome then Duo
DemonBrow67: What?! NO!
WingSoldier43: …holy…
DemonBrow67: Quatre is so much better than SALLY!
DragonWarrior: Sally!!
DemonBrow67: QUATRE!
WingSoldier43: oh my god…
DragonWarrior: SALLY!!
PinkPrincess89: HEERO!!!!
DemonBrow67: QQQUUAAAATTRRREEE~
DragonWarrior: we ALL know Sally is the best
DemonBrow67: HEY!
DemonBrow67: Its MY chat!
WingSoldier43: oh god no… I donâ™t want to be with her
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey is BACK in business
Shinigami2000: I concur
DemonBrow67: YEAH! OR QUATRE!
Shinigami2000: Does Judge Monkey get a wish?!
WingSoldier43: I should be shot so I donâ™t have to suffer with her
PinkPrincess89: ::cries::
DemonBrow67: ::glares:: YOU MADE RELENA CRY?!
WingSoldier43: uh-oh
Shinigami2000: who, me?
PinkPrincess89: If you kill Heero I’ll grant you a wish
Shinigami2000: ok
DemonBrow67: ::punches him thru a wall::
WingSoldier43: I’m sorry…
WingSoldier43: ::stands up::
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey bites Heero and gives him rabies
DragonWarrior: …sally…?
DemonBrow67: ::fighting stance::
WingSoldier43: what was that!?!? I said I was sorry!
Shinigami2000: now you must go through a painful shot treatment or die!
PinkPrincess89: Good enough, what do you desire Judge Monkey?
WingSoldier43: ::shoots rack blowing out her gut::
DemonBrow67: Sorry, message didn’t come thru in time.
WingSoldier43: Dorothy
Shinigami2000: what do you want Wufei?
DemonBrow67: HEERO!
WingSoldier43: ::dose it again::
WingSoldier43: you punched me through a wall do you know how much that hurts!!!!!
ArabChild: ::looks around::
DemonBrow67: ::picks him up by throat, takes gun and begins choking him::
DemonBrow67: ::gun explodes:: STOP USING THAT THING ON ME!
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey wishes that there would be peace amongst those around him!
WingSoldier43: ::talking off her hand::
DemonBrow67: ::punches him thru another wall::
WingSoldier43: with a stump of a hand I don’t think so
Shinigami2000: did the honorable fairy hear Judge Monkeys wish?
PinkPrincess89: Wish granted Judge Monkey ::waves her wand and everyone is peaceful::
DemonBrow67: hn.
WingSoldier43: crap…
Shinigami2000: yea!
DemonBrow67: thank you.
ArabChild: …
WingSoldier43: I wanna fight…
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey strikes again!
Shinigami2000: well, you canâ™t
WingSoldier43: ::pouts::
DemonBrow67: its so annoying to fight him for long amounts of time.
ArabChild: ::punches Shinigami::
DemonBrow67: HEY!!!!
WingSoldier43: GO QUATRE!!!!
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey turns the other cheek
DemonBrow67: ::glares:: Quatre! You’re disturbing the peace!
WingSoldier43: KILL KILL
Shinigami2000: and gives Quatre the BA
ArabChild: ::hits stomach::
DemonBrow67: ::steps between Quatre and Duo::
WingSoldier43: fight!!! WOO HOO
DemonBrow67: no!
DragonWarrior: *blink blink*
DemonBrow67: ::glares::
DragonWarrior: Wufei is confused
WingSoldier43: ::walks over to Dorothy::
DragonWarrior: and he misses Sally
ArabChild: poor Wufei
WingSoldier43: this is great is it not.
PinkPrincess89: Heero could handle this, if he wasnâ™t such a social outcast
DemonBrow67: Alright, I reign supreme in this room…
Shinigami2000: since Judge Monkey’s wish didn’t come true, he wishes for the power of God for a month
DemonBrow67: NO.MORE.FIGHTING.
DemonBrow67: NOOOO! RELENA, DON’T GRANT THAT WISH!
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey commands compensation!
DemonBrow67: >_<
DragonWarrior: hey, if he gets a wish, can i have one?
PinkPrincess89: I did grant your wish, it just didn’t last very long
DemonBrow67: lol
WingSoldier43: give it to him
WingSoldier43: it dose not matter
PinkPrincess89: I only grant wishes if you do something nice for me
DemonBrow67: thank god for those faerie loop holes, ne?
Shinigami2000: you do realize how quickly Judge Monkey could kill all of you, right?
DemonBrow67: hn.
DragonWarrior: awwww
DemonBrow67: ::rolls eyes::
DragonWarrior: ._. no fun
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey has rabies
DemonBrow67: I am not intimidated by Judge Monkey.
WingSoldier43: ::bows:: and what my lady would I have to do to rule the world with a wish?
DragonWarrior: geez, the internet sucks tonight
DemonBrow67: lol
PinkPrincess89: I can’t let you rule the world
WingSoldier43: ::throws judge monkey at Dorothy:: you should be…
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey concurs
WingSoldier43: and why not?
DemonBrow67: ::catches monkey::
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey bites Heero and holds on!
PinkPrincess89: because I promised that to Heero
DemonBrow67: You…did WHAAATTT?!
Shinigami2000: I have a disease deep inside me, makes me feel uneasy…
ArabChild: bye
WingSoldier43: ::stays calm and bull out a shotgun blowing out the monkeys body::
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey is hip, no
PinkPrincess89: I promised Heero he could rule the world as long as I was his queen
WingSoldier43: ewwww
DemonBrow67: ::twitches::
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey is semi-perturbed
PinkPrincess89: what?
DemonBrow67: Heero?! Ruling the world?!?
WingSoldier43: ::he twitches::
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey will refer to Judge Monkey in the third person from this moment on
WingSoldier43: oh my god
DemonBrow67: lol
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey is not amused
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey asks what he can do to get another wish
WingSoldier43: so ::shoots the monkey again::
PinkPrincess89: Look he did something really really nice for me so I had to grant his wish
Shinigami2000: replace he with-Judge Monkey
DemonBrow67: Where’d he go?!
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey does not understand
DemonBrow67: YAY!
DragonWarrior: thankees Dorothy
DemonBrow67: sure.
WingSoldier43: you don’t have to ::shoots the monkey again::
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey is getting misty-eyed by the events unfolding
DemonBrow67: ::goes over and sits w/ Wufei::
WingSoldier43: aw…I hate when animals cry don’t cry monkey
DemonBrow67: ::shakes head:: That’s…nothing you want to see. ::covers Wufei’s eyes:: don’t watch.
DemonBrow67: ::turns head::
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey is hurt by the pain that everyone is inflicting on each other
WingSoldier43: ::blows of Dorothyâ™s head:: WOO HOO
DemonBrow67: hn. Wait…I don’t trust Matt. ::casts protective spell::
DemonBrow67: ::sticks out tongue:: hn. yeah. right. ::gestures to invincible wall::
PinkPrincess89: This fairy is being ignored, perhaps its because I promised Heero the world ::ponders::
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey want’s peace in chatroom
DemonBrow67: So, Wufei…
DragonWarrior: not to mention that he blew OFF your head XD
WingSoldier43: ::gose SD and pulls out a huge oversized machine gun and starts shooting randomly:: WOO HOO
DragonWarrior: at least spell it right when you cause chaos
WingSoldier43: YYYAAAAA!!!!
DemonBrow67: lol
PinkPrincess89: ::gets shot:: AAAHHHH!!
Shinigami2000: Judge Monkey is going to take a nap
DemonBrow67: RELENA!!!
WingSoldier43: oh my god Relena!
Shinigami2000: *SNORE*
WingSoldier43: crap… now Iâ™m in trouble
DemonBrow67: ::glares::
DragonWarrior: just get behind the damn wall faerie girl
DemonBrow67: YOU.WILL.DIE!
Shinigami2000: *SNORE*
WingSoldier43: Shoots himself
DragonWarrior: yay
WingSoldier43: ::after calling 911::
DemonBrow67: ::seals his soul from his body::
PinkPrincess89: You shot me in the wing! That’s where my magic comes from you jerk!
WingSoldier43: ::for Relena::
DragonWarrior: bleh, she’s a faerie she’ll be fine
DemonBrow67: ::glares::
WingSoldier43: ::come back:: I though I killed you! I was concerned!!!!
DemonBrow67: ::glares:: YOU’RE THE JERK!!!
PinkPrincess89: Well this is just as bad! ::cries::
DragonWarrior: I’m sorry…
WingSoldier43: ::cries himself::
DragonWarrior: know what would help that?
DemonBrow67: ::blasts him with fire::
WingSoldier43: chaos is great
DemonBrow67: JERK!
WingSoldier43: ::looks up hair on fire:: sorry what?
DragonWarrior: giving me a wish
DemonBrow67: ::casts protective spell from Heero on rest of room:: ok. Peace should be attainable now. Even w/ Heero in the room.
DragonWarrior: lol
DemonBrow67: ::blinks at Duo:: are…you…ok?
PinkPrincess89: I’m sad and my wing has a hole in it, I can’t grant any wishes
DragonWarrior: awwww, you poor thing *hug*
DemonBrow67: ::looks back at snoring Duo::
PinkPrincess89: ::cries some more::
DemonBrow67: Relena~ ::huggles::
Shinigami2000: *SNORE*
WingSoldier43: … midics would work