Shortly after the (ahem) song and dance escapade, the school day went pretty much without a hitch. Some time passed, and Sandy, Duo, actually tried out to be a cheerleader.
“Konie, I did NOT and you know it.”
“Duo. Shut up.”
And, of course, the ever faithful Frenchie was there to back her up.
But no, Frenchie was no cheerleader. She was a clutz.
Finally, after much practice and encouragement, Sandy was a presentable cheerleader.
“I resent that, Konie.”
“I know.”
The biggest thing at Prairie High, besides the Marching Band and the Anime Clubs, of course, was the football team. Even though they sucked, the school was behind them, 100%. And, with enough losses on Homecoming, the school decided to hold a pep rally, so that maybe, just maybe the team might be happy to see the cheerleader’s cute butts, and might win for them.
At least, that’s what the principal wanted.
“Rah rah! Go Prairie high!” The cheerleaders yelled, running in circles around the giant bonfire. “Let’s win!”
Sandy, for her part, was getting very sick of running around the fire. She was getting dizzy too. Running in circles for ten minutes on end’ll do that to ya.
One of the football players saw that. The pretty brunette girl who ran like a boy almost fell into the fire. And she would have, had the dumbest player on the squad not ran into the fray and caught her. Did I say dumbest? I meant… not exactly the brightest bulb in the box.
“Duo! Are you alright?” Hilde whispered, not wanting the other players to hear her… (ahem) him.
Duo was scared. This person… this really big foot player knew his real name. Freaky, dude. “Who are you?”
The player tried to flip hair behind his ear, but eventually gave up realizing that he didn’t HAVE the hair there. “Hilde.”
“HILDE?”
“Yeah.”
“Wow, you look good as a guy.”
“And you do as a girl.”
Duo got an evil grin affixed to her face, “Can you let me up now? People are staring.”
Hilde lifted Duo up, and gave her a quick kiss.
Sandy blushed, while Duo fumed. “WHAT THE HE-CK DID YOU DO THAT FOR?”
Hilde looked over his shoulder, giving Sandy a seductive look. “I’ll talk to you later.”
And with that, Hilde walked away, because I made her follow a carrot on a stick. You like the carrot… don’t you Hilde? Yes… you like the carrot.
Soon after that, the rally ended, and the Pink Ladies stalked over to Sandy. “We got a surprise for you, Sandy.” Rizz said, hefting her to her feet. “C’mon.”
“What is it, Rizz?” Sandy asked, not really curious. She knew what was coming up next… or so she thought.
“Just come.”
The Ladies dragged her over to where a bunch of guys in leather were gathered around a car. That should have been a warning for Sandy to run away, but noooo… she don’t listen too well. Another clue would have been to see the look on Rizz’s face. That was frightening.
Of the Guys Around the Car, Danny was the first to realize that the Pink Ladies were there. “Shut up, Guys.” He said, and amazingly, they did. “Hey, Rizz. What’s up?” He asked, slinking over to Rizz, who looked to be enjoying the attention.
“As much as I would want to take this over…” She started, wanted to end up with her shoving Duo in his face… but no… she really did like this. “I think I will.”
Instantly, she dropped Sandy and started to grope Danny. Ken and Doody dropped their jaws in shock, and Frenchie managed to say, “Relena… this is the movie… you know what we’re supposed to do…”
“Shut up, Blondie.” She said, playing tonsil hockey with Danny.
Getting up from the ground and dusting off her skirt, Sandy saw what was happening to Rizz and Danny. And she was pissed.
“Get your hands off of him, right now, Relena.” She said, doing her best to remain calm. That didn’t really work, since I kept poking her with a stick.
“KONIE.”
“Yes?”
“Stop it.”
“Whatever.”
“And if I don’t want to, then what, Sandy?” Rizz said, running her finger down Danny’s chest.
Finally, Danny decided to take some action, “Then I’ll stop you.” He grabbed her wrist and put it back at her side. Then, she gently pushed her off of him. “Besides, I’d hate to have your brother kill me.”
“Fine.” She said, and huffed off. “Come on, girls. We’ve got a party to get to.”
The Pink Ladies followed her without a glance back. Well, except for Frenchie. “Sandy, come to my house. You’re invited.”
“Thanks, Quatre.” Duo said, looking back to Heero. “And you LET her do that?”
Heero shrugged, “What was I supposed to do?”
Duo got right up in his face, “Maybe shove her off in the first place!”
“Why? I don’t have a girlfriend.”
Wu could see where this was heading, and spoke out. “Maxwell? You like Yuy?”
Something washed over Duo’s face, and it wasn’t an emotion. Trowa, deciding that the scene needed some pepping up, had thrown water all over everyone. And laughing hysterically about it. “You guys!!! You’re ALL WET!!!”
Wu, Duo, and Heero gave Trowa a look. Trowa fell down. Trowa choked on his own laughter. Trowa would have died. He didn’t die because of the Lawn Gnomes that saved his life, they did CPR. Lawn Gnomes. Ha.
“You worry me, Trowa.” Duo said, devoid of all emotion.
“Me, too.”
“Me, three.”
“And don’t forget us!” Said the Lawn Gnomes, who Heero promptly kicked out of the picture.
“Is that true, Duo? Do you like me?” Heero asked, dancing about like a Faerie.
This sight frightened Duo, who didn’t say anything and tried to run away. The Dancing Heero Faerie grabbed her wrist, “Do you really want to hurt me?” he sang, like the Gingerbreadman from Shrek.
“You’re scaring me, Heero!” Duo screamed, kicked Heero in the crotch, yelled, “That’s MY PURSE!” and hightailed it out of there to catch up with the other girls.
Wu and Trowa just stared at her. Then, they both laughed at Heero.
AN- Well, it’s been a while, I know… but I’ve written more! Enjoy! Next chapter’ll have "Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee" hehe… Go Relena!