Mahou no Bishounen Sailor Wing

In the dark, recesses of the Romefeller Foundation, Quinze fumed. Not only were his VIRGOs destroyed by a bunch of young boys in short mini skirts, he’d also broken a nail.

“You BUMBLING IMBICEL!” Dermail was not happy with his ‘latest’ general.

“I am… so terribly sorry sir. I tired, but they broke my NAIL!” Quinze whined.

“I WOULDN’T CARE EVEN IF THEY BROKE YOUR RIDICULOUS LOOKING GLASSES! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!” the evil lord screamed like a woman before he was led of to take his medication.

“I will have my vengeance!” Quinze declared while peeling off his fifteenth hangnail that day. “MINE! ALL MINE! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Meanwhile, downtown…

“Wow… these crepes are so yummy!” Duo cried happily and downed his fifth one.

“You know you’re going to get a stomach ache.” Heero said bluntly following Duo through the massive crowd at the shopping district outdoor sale. “And stop chewing so loudly. It’s embarrassing.”

“Datte…” Duo sighed. “You know, you should start to cross-dress on a regular basis.”

“Eh?” Heero glared at Duo. “You can’t be serio… What’s that?”

Heero and Duo turned their attention to the loud screams that came from down the street. A monster was attacking the local produce stands and eating everything up!

But before Heero could duck out of sight and transform, a strange boy jumped off a building and kicked the monster in the gut.

“AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!” The monster died and crumpled into dust.

The crowd cheered as the mysterious boy jumped up and fled over the rooftops. Heero and Duo were stunned as they watched the boy vanish over the buildings.

“What… was that?” Duo wondered aloud. “Hey Heero, I think…”

But Heero was already gone…

“I can’t believe that guy! He just leaves me here!!! OH!!!” Duo screamed in frustration.

Meanwhile… the mysterious boy jumped from rooftop to rooftop toward the harbor. Sailor Wing and Zero silently followed.

“What is he?” Zero wondered as he clutched Sailor Wing’s collar as they sailed over the buildings.

Eventually, they wound up near the warehouses near the docks where the boy disappeared.

“That strange. Where’d he go?” Zero asked as Sailor Wing opened his laptop and began typing.

“No detection of any other large life forms in the area.” Sailor Wing reported as the computer scanned the sector.

“How odd.” Zero remarked and detached himself from Sailor Wing’s shoulder. “Have you alerted the others?”

“Hn.” Sailor Wing muttered and then something rude under his breath.

“What was that?” Zero asked.

“Nothing.” Sailor Wing jumped off the five-story building they were on.

“HEY!!!” Zero protested but was ultimately left behind in the end.

“DAMMIT!!! SOMEONE GET ME DOWN!!!”

Meanwhile, Quinze was preparing his trap.

“MUAHAHAHAHAHA! THE POWER!!! THE STRENGTH!!! THE SMELL OF THE ROTTING FISH-HEADS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Those silly little Sailor Pukes won’t know what hit them…”

“I wonder if that weird boy could really be the last of the Preventer Scouts?” Quatre wondered as he walked with Trowa through the seemingly deserted warehouse district.

“Hm. It could be a trap.” Trowa said, slowing down.

“Obviously, that boy doesn’t want to be found. I can relate.” Milliardo muttered and smoothed his wrinkled uniform for the fifth time that day.

“Whatever.” Quatre sighed. “Let’s just find this guy and go home. This place gives me the willies.”

Trowa sighed.

Milliardo sighed… loudly.

“Sorry.” Quatre replied and grabbed Trowa’s right arm, causing the tall boy’s face to flush bright red.

“OH MY GOD!!!” a scream broke the silence.

“Sounds like trouble! Let’s move!!!” Trowa and Quatre dashed off, leaving Milliardo to stand in the dust, coughing.

Sailor Wing moved in the direction of the sound to find the mysterious boy trapped in a fishnet… full of dead, smelly fish near a tank full of barracuda.

“You…” Sailor Wing started to say when a gigantic octopus monster fell on him.

“I AM THE… OCTOPUS MONSTER!!! ALL BOW TO MY… POWER!!!” the monster declared and began strangling Sailor Wing with it’s long arms.

“Sailor Wing!!!” the other Preventer Scouts came out, fully armed and ready but the monster captured them all with the remainder of his arms.

“AHAHAHAHA!!!” Quinze came out of hiding from behind the barracuda tank. “You fell for it!!!”

The ‘boy’ changed into a pile of sea slugs.

“Omae o korosu!!!” Sailor Wing shouted as the arms wrapped tighter around his throat.

“Hm. Well, I don’t see any way out of this one, do you? No flamingoes to help you now! Or that little pathetic fashion disaster Deathscythe Hell. What a loser!!!” Quinze laughed.

“KISAMA!!!” a voice rang out.

“Who the hell’s there?” Quinze glanced around.

“Justice… the power of the flame… and decent seafood, I’m Sailor Altron!!!” a boy wearing a VERY short fuku stepped out of the shadows.

“ANOTHER ONE?! I can’t take much more!!!” Quinze shouted. “Octopus monster thingy, GET RID OF HIM TOO!!!”

But before the monster could even react, Deathscythe Hell jumped out and sliced the tied up Preventer Scouts with his laser sickle.

“AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!” Quinze screamed.

“ALTRON FIRE ARM DRAGON!!!” Sailor Altron sent a wave of fire at the monster, burning it up and attracting many stray cats to come out and eat the burnt sea monster thingy.

“NO! NO!!!” Quinze screamed as the kitties knocked him off his feet and into the barracuda tank with a loud splash. The barracuda, attracted to Quinze’s silvery glasses, attacked him until he was no more than a pair of old socks.

“I have delivered justice.” Sailor Altron declared and turned to leave.

“Wait!!!” Sailor Sandrock cried but the other boy had vanished.

“He’s… certainly full of himself.” Zechs remarked.

“Hn.” Wing agreed.