Mahou no Bishounen Sailor Wing

In the dark recesses of the Romefeller Foundation’s evil headquarters…”IDIOTS! I’M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!” Duke Dermail roared. He jabbed his fingers into the shadows at his minions. “NOT ONE OF THE FOOLS THAT CAME FORWARD HAD THE POWER TO BEAT SAILOR WING! AND NOW, WE HAVE TWO OTHER SAILOR PREVENTERS TO DEAL WITH, NOT TO MENTION THAT ANNOYING DEATHSCYTHE HELL!” the evil man gasped for breath. “I will take care of these annoyances…” a slinky voice drifted from the dark room. “See to it that you succeed Quinze!” Dermail jabbed his finger at the white-haired evil man. “I will not tolerate anymore failures!” Quinze vanished. “I need a breath mint™ over here!” the evil old man slammed his staff-made (… er… nevermind) on the ground.

Relena Darlian pushed her way through the thick crowd at school. “Did you guys here? There’s two new transfer students!” she cried when she approached her friends Sylvia and Hilde. As the girls began chatting about what they would be like, Heero and Milliardo stood off to the side, listening.

Heero: We sure have been getting a lot of transfer students lately.

Milliardo:…

Heero: …

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Lady Une: ALRIGHT CLASS! GET IN YOUR SEATS, AND GET YOUR BOOKS! WE HAVE TWO NEW STUDENTS TODAY! SO IN THEIR HONOR, A FINAL EXAM ON THE ALGEBRA WE COVERED YESTERDAY! NOW GET TO WORK!

Milliardo fumed. The woman was nuts. After the arcade incident, Lady Une was constantly at the arcade after school, bugging Treize. The ginger-haired man seemed to enjoy her company… or did he? ‘That prissy old lady is after MY man.’

Lady Une gestured at the door. “Here are the two students, Trowa Barton and Catherine Bloom. I will tell you right now I will not accept insubordination! Now TAKE YOUR SEATS!” she roared. The boy, Trowa didn’t even flinch, but Catherine did. She quickly sat next to Hilde and Sylvia, both who handed her mini-earplugs™.

Meanwhile, Quinze is in Tokyo standing outside a vacant, run down store. He laughed. “Hair today, gone tomorrow.” He held up one of the hairs from his head. “SPIRIT…NEEDLE! (1)” the hair stood up straight and flew at the store, which disappeared and rematerialized into a small drug store, Libra. “I will control the people with the products from this store. All of which will make the people who buy them loyal to Romefeller.” He glanced around. “SPIRIT…NEEDLE!” another hair changed a trashcan into a salesperson. “Tsubarov’s mobile DOLL program is perfect for my drones.” He laughed. “Soon, my White Fang army will revolutionize the world for his excellency, Duke Dermail!” Quinze laughed and went inside to change more items into his Virgo DOLLs.

Back at the school:

Catherine: Is Lady Une always like that?

Sylvia: Uh huh. I’m jealous of the kids that didn’t get her.

Hilde: She cracks the whip on us.

Catherine: (smiles and walks on)

Relena: Catherine-san, where are you going?

Catherine: I have to go get my brother Trowa.

All: Brother?

“Yes, my brother. He’s my surrogate; my parents adopted him when they found him on the street. We both work at a traveling circus that’s on a break right now.”

“Circus?” Hilde gasped. “Sugoi!” Sylvia gushed. “Trowa!” Catherine called out to the uni-banged boy. “…” “Come on Trowa! We have to go!” “All right sis.” Trowa got up from the bench he was sitting on. “Ne, Catherine?” Relena asked. “Would you like to go to the Shinto Shrine?” “Why?” the girl looked puzzled. “What’ over there?” “Good luck charms! You and Trowa need them. It helps when Lady Une gives those quizzes.”

“Well, I don’t have a lot of money right now.”

“Save it! We’ll buy some for you, and maybe we can even get a discount.” Relena looked slyly over at a certain, longhaired blonde reading under a tree. “MILLIARDO-SAN!”

Duo Maxwell stood under the lamppost in the park. Right on time, Heero Yuy walked up and gave his ‘boyfriend’ a hard look. “You’re really sketchy with where you want to meet me.” He said flatly. “Well, Hee-chan, I like it when you figure stuff out.”

Heero glared. “What, don’t I get a kiss?” Duo leaned over, and Heero punched him in the stomach. “itai… this must be one of those abusive relationships…” Duo moaned and crumpled to the ground. “Hn.” Heero squatted over Duo and gave him a peck on the cheek.

“I DON’T see WHY I had to come along.” Milliardo complained as Relena, Sylvia, Hilde, and Catherine dragged him through the Juban district. “You hang out and are good friends with Quatre, right?” Sylvia inquired. “Uh, yeah.” “Well, then… YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET US A DISCOUNT!” she yelled at him. “you… you’re just using me!” he cried as the girls yanked him up the steps. “Hey, what about…” he turned around. “TROWA! HURRY UP!” Catherine yelled at the boy lagging behind. When the small group reached the top of the steps, they stopped under some trees to catch their breath. “Is… this…Quatre… really,… cute?” Catherine panted. “Yeah… he’s like an… angel.” Relena gasped. Milliardo was really heavy (not fat, just really buff). “Trowa…he might…be your…type.” Catherine punched her brother’s shoulder. That made everyone’s heads turn. “What?” Catherine asked.

“Excuse me.”

Everyone turned around to see a really cute guy-of-the-day-that-was-just-there-to-ease-tension™.

“Is there something we can do for you?” Relena batted her eyelashes.

“Can we do anything to help you?” Hilde winked. Then the all the girls huddled in a group with whispers of ‘this guy is majorly dreamy’ and ‘back off girl, I saw him first’.

“Thank you.” The guy left.

“Huh?” All the girls turned to Trowa and Milliardo. “He just wanted directions to the Juban community center.” Trowa said. “Trrrrooooooowwwwwaaaa!” Catherine glared. “Are you clueless?”

“…”

Everyone falls down, anime-style™.

“Hello everyone.” Quatre walked out of the shrine booth. “It’s good to see you all.” He smiled. (insert Sakura petals flying by) And then time stopped for Trowa. (Insert the BGM ‘Koisuru Otome ha Tomaranai’ M-329 (2)) ‘This feeling…’ he gasped when Quatre turned to smile at him. ‘he… he really is an angel…’ The blonde blushed when he saw the way Trowa was looking at him.

‘my space heart is pounding… he’s SO GORGEOUS!’ Quatre stared… ok, it was impolite to stare, but… this was… (ok, ok, you get the picture) “I’m Quatre Winner…” he stammered.

“He sure is a ‘winner’ to Trowa.” Catherine whispered to Relena, who snickered and almost sat on one of the flamingoes.

“Ano… what’s your name?”

“Trowa… call me Trowa.”

“Trowa, nice to meet you.” Quatre held out his hand. Trowa hesitated, then shook the other boy’s hand… and then never let go of it.

“…” Hilde’s jaw dropped.

“Two gay transfer students.” Relena mummered. “What ARE the odds?” she kicked at the flamingo pecking her left foot. She turned her attention back toward the two boys, and then at Milliardo, whom she almost forgot was there. Milliardo looked at her, winked and mouthed: ‘I think you have your discount right there.’ He smirked and left the shrine.

Meanwhile, across town, Quinze claimed his next victim. “Very soon, the negative forces will control all of the SHOPPING UNIVERSE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” he laughed, and laughed, and then fainted from oxygen loss.

“Hee-chan! What do you wanna do?” Duo whined as Heero dragged him through the mall, then to a department store. Ten minutes later…

“KKKYYYYAAAAA!!! NOT SPANDEX!”

“Hn!”

Meanwhile, Zero had been watching Trowa… well, spying on his and Quatre’s budding relationship. The girls had already left, and the two were alone, in Quatre’s room, with NO adult supervision… (you can put in what you like, but anyway, moving on with the story.) ‘This new boy… could he be the one that holds the power of Heavyarms?’ Zero wondered as he watched Quatre pour Trowa tea.

“Trowa?”

“…?”

“Do you like to play any instruments?”

“Flute.”

“Sugoi! I need someone to play the flute for my duet performance!”

“…?”

Meanwhile, Milliardo was walking down the street when he remembered he had to buy some hair conditioner. Looking around, he noticed a small drug store. “Libra? Sounds okay.” He muttered and walked inside. The store was brightly lit. A pretty young lady walked up to him. “Do you want to try our dangerous-drugs™? It’ll kill you for sure!” Milliardo backed away, but the lady advanced, and changed into a hideous monster.

“Epyon-Tallgeese ARMOR ENERGIZE!” Milliardo transformed into Sailor Zechs.

The monster vanished, and was replaced with ten like it. “So this is one of the meddling Sailor Preventers?” Quinze smirked. “Now I have you! Attack my VIRGO troops!”

All ten monsters charged at the same time. Zechs fought, but the VIRGOs were too strong. Every kick, punch, and tackle just made the evil creatures fight harder. ‘I can’t do this alone.’ Zechs made a run for it out the door. “HAHAHAHAHAHA! SPIRIT NEEDLE!” more hairs changed objects into VIRGO mobile DOLLs. “FIND AND DESTROY HIM!”

Zechs ran as fast as he could in his boots. The DOLLs kept chasing him.

“Tallgeese, DOLBER SHELL SHOT!” some were damaged, but more just kept coming. “Oh SHIT!” the soldier hiked his skirt up (as if it was already short enough) and ran for his life.

“Hey Heero, how about trying this one on?” Duo held up a pink shirt. “Ugh. It looks like something Quatre would wear.” Heero shrugged. Just then, they saw Sailor Zechs run by… followed by a pack of VIRGOs. “…”

The VIRGOs followed Zechs all the way to the shrine. “QUATRE! HHHEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP!” Zechs yelled as he sprinted up the stairs, the monsters at his heels. The VIRGOs then began to harass the flamingoes. “Excuse me Trowa.” Quatre stepped outside. “SANDROCK, PRISIM POWER, MAKE UP! I’m SAILOR SANDROCK! I will not tolerate violence at a peaceful temple! I will punish you for harassing my flamingoes!” Sailor Sandrock’s face faulted when he saw how many VIRGOs there were. “Uh… did you have to bring them HERE?!”

“They followed me!” Zechs yelled and sliced another VIRGO in half.

“Sandrock… CROSS CRUSHER!”

“LOVELY!” more die.

“Evil beam!!!” all the VIRGOs blasted the two soldiers to the ground. Quinze ran up the steps. “Note to self: do not make the DOLLs follow a target for more than one inch. I need a personal day.” The white haired man groaned as he reached the top of the steps. “Now… kill them. I need a bath.” Quinze teleported away.

Trowa flinched as another blast rocked the area. He peered out of Quatre’s room just in time to see the VIRGOs blast Sailor Zechs and Sandrock to the ground. ’Quatre?’ he stared as Sailor Sandrock struggled to get up. “QUATRE!” Trowa yelled. A brilliant light flashed and half a clown mask appeared before the uni-banged boy; and transformed him into Sailor Heavyarms.

“Stage… FRIGHT!” a clown mask symbol froze all the VIRGOs in place.

“Heavyarms… RAPID FIRE GATALING!” bullets rained down on the monsters, damaging them heavily destroying several.

“Missile BARAGE!”

“BEAUTIFUL!” all the VIRGOs are destroyed.

“Quatre!” Heavyarms changed back to Trowa. “are you all right?” he asked, cradling the boy in his arms. “Yes… and so are my flamingoes. Thanks to you.” Quatre smiled, and kissed Trowa lightly.

“Hey… what about me?” Milliardo moaned and stood up. “Do those love charms really work? I need one to get someone to save me.”

“Oops.” Quatre grinned and ran over to help the blonde boy.

Another boy stood on a nearby rooftop watching the scene. “They were just dolls. But they were still ruthless. I shall bring justice to this world Nataku.” He said to the small cat washing herself. “Yeah, whatever weakling. Just don’t screw up.” Nataku purred.

To be continued…

Next Time: Justice is Game! Sailor Altron!