Mahou no Bishounen Sailor Wing

After the hair salon battle…

Well, you two stopped Romefeller… for now. The good news is that all the victims of the bad hair salon have been taken in to other salons and are now walking around bald. That should keep Romefeller from targeting anymore hair salons. The bad news is that you all need more help.” Zero glanced at the two warriors, who had changed back to their civilian clothes. “Now you must seek out other Sailors like yourselves.”

Why?” Heero glared. “I don’t like these missions.”

The story goes back to a long time ago.” Zero explained. “In space, there was a colony.” “So? There are colonies in space now.” Milliardo pointed out. “Yes, but this colony was prosperous, and the Romefeller Foundation left it in ruins. The powers that you possess are that of Gundams, powerful robots that defended the colonial kingdom. Now you have been resurrected to fight off Romefeller. Your mission is to protect the Earth and find the court, which when assembled, will have great power.”

So, who is on this court?” Milliardo asked.

Why, you of course.” Zero gestured his paw at the two. “But we must find the prince, it is he who holds the powers of the legendary Wing ZERO that can destroy Romefeller.”

The sun’s coming up.”

Aa.”

The city of Tokyo… the sun rises again, and Heero Yuy is already halfway to school. ‘if I have to see another boy in a fuku, it’ll be too soon.’ The brown haired boy leaned back and slowed his pace a bit… and walked right into something… or someone.

Title Screen-

Heero introducing:      Mysterious Shinto Boy!

Tainted Toy Store Tea Party Trauma.

“ITAI!” Duo yelled. “YOU!” Heero glared at Duo. “Well, good morning to you too sunshine.” The braided one got up and brushed dirt off his school uniform. “Omae o korosu.” Heero shoved Duo down again. “Heero!” Milliardo Peacecraft put his hands on his hips and glared. Duo gulped. This guy was had a scary deathglare™ too… except he was more… sexy.

Good morning! I’m Duo Maxwell, and you are?”

Milliardo Peacecraft.” The blonde said bluntly and dragged both boys to their feet at the same time. “Wow… so strong.” Duo batted his eyelashes at Milliardo. “Duo!” Heero grabbed the other boy’s braid and dragged him off into another alley.

What the hell do you think you’re doing?”

Who? Me?” Duo blinked innocently.

Yes you, you baka! You kiss me, and then you hit on him!”

So… you weren’t interested in me, so I thought I might as well get the blonde and see if they do have more fun than brunettes.” Duo pulled way from Heero and latched on to Milliardo’s arm, who blushed.

Hey, uh, Duo?”

Yes?”

I… I’m not interested in you.” Milliardo said coolly and walked off. Heero smirked. Duo glared after the European boy. “Is he another one of those Sailors?” “Hn.” Heero walked off.

In the evil dark kingdom of Romefeller…

DOROTHY!” Duke Dermail screeched for his general. “Yes your majesty?” Dorothy materialized out of the gloom. “You have failed me, not only did you fail to corrupt more businesses into our control, but you also failed to get rid of Sailor Wing!” Dermail glared at the blonde girl. “Yes…” “And now we have another Sailor to deal with, Sailor Zechs.” “Hai… but I’ve already got a plan to get rid of them both should they interfere.” Dorothy smiled. “This had better be better than the last one. NOW OUT OF MY SIGHT! It’s time for my pedicure.” Dermail clapped his hands and Dorothy vanished.

“What’s going on?” Relena poked her head in a classroom. All the students had gathered around a select few and were all talking excitedly. “What’s all the excitement?” Hilde and Sylvia pushed their way to the front where two students were showing off… dolls?

It’s all the rage!”

Where do you get them?”

At the toy and hobby store near Tenth Street.”

Aren’t they cool?”

HOLD IT!” Relena called for quiet. “WHAT ARE THOSE HIDEOUS THINGS?” she said pointing at the dolls, which were quite ugly indeed.

Girl #1: They’re not ugly.

Girl #2: They’re all the rage!

Girl #3: Yeah, every time I get one, I gotta have another!

Relena stared… and then grabbed Sylvia and Hilde, and ran for it.

Milliardo was drinking a soda under a tree when Relena and her friends ran up. “What?” he said, when they started eyeing him, or more precisely, his bookbag. “Uh, can I help you?” The three girls nodded and pointed at the small cute-love-charm-that-attracks-everyone’s-attention-and-brings-you-good-luck™. “Oh, this?” Milliardo glanced at it. “Where’d you get it?” Hilde asked. “Are they cheap?” Sylvia leaned over.

Aa… you can get them at the Shinto shrine a couple blocks from here.”

Well, how much are they?”

I don’t know.”

What do you mean ‘you don’t know’?”

I got it for free this morning.”

FREE?!” the three girls shrieked. Milliardo covered his poor, abused ears. “Well? We wanna hear how you got it for free!” they chorused.

I was going to school this morning and passed the shrine. There was a boy sweeping the steps and he walked up to me and gave me the charm.” The blonde boy sighed. ‘What else do these girls want from me?’

You mean the blonde boy that goes to that private school?”

Uh… I don’t know. He said that since some toy store opened, all the customers have been going there for these freaky dolls. Business has been very bad.” The boy played with a lock of hair. Milliardo sweatdropped when the girls ignored him and began whispering.

That was the cute guy that I saw at the last volleyball game.”

I knew he worked at the shrine, but I thought he was…”

Why’d he give Milliardo a love charm?”

-blushes and incessant giggling-

You wanna go?”

Of course! I need something to waste this week’s allowance on.”

But I don’t wanna go alone! Shrines scare me.”

I know! Let’s bring Heero and Milliardo!”

the prince in hiding began inching away.

OH NO YOU DON’T” three pairs of hands seized the poor blonde and dragged him off.

Who knows? Maybe if the guy sees Milliardo again, he’ll give us free charms too!”

-even more incessant giggling-

They’re evil…” Milliardo groaned.

The Shinto shrine… flamingoes(1) scattered as Relena, Hilde, and Sylvia dragged a pair of reluctant deathglaring boys up the steps. “I don’t see why I had to come!” Heero fought Relena’s deathgrip. “Well, Sylvia’s afraid of shrines, she thinks they’re all haunted and stuff. We needed a couple of ga…er… strong boys to come with us.” The group reached the small house where the charms were sold. But it was closed. All of a sudden, a blonde boy came out and bowed. “Welcome to the shrine. Can I help you?” “Yes, maybe you can.” Relena smiled. “Can you tell us our fortunes?” Hilde asked. “And tell us you’re single.” Sylvia winked. The blonde blushed. “Uh… I can sell you love charms, but that’s about…” “EEK!” Relena screamed as a flamingo pecked her butt. She then promptly fainted. “And can you also aid my hearing?” Milliardo asked.

About a good five minutes later, Relena woke up thanks to the boy Quatre’s smelling salts. “Thanks for coming out all this way for love charms. Nowadays people just buy the cheap, fake… UGLY ones from the vending machines. And now, there’s that STUPID TOY STORE THAT’S TRYING TO RUN US OUT OF BUSINESS!” a vein throbbed on his forehead, but his face relaxed when he sipped some tea. “Sorry, I’m usually calm, but I’ve been so upset lately.” Quatre smiled, which made Sylvia go ga-ga, and after having to revive her with the smelling salts, Quatre gave them all love charms at half off, buy-one-get-one-free, the guys left. As Heero and Milliardo walked down the steps, Zero ran up and nuzzled Quatre’s leg. “ZERO!” Heero glared at the creature, and now decided that it was a cross between a cat and a rabbit, walked up the steps and grabbed it. “Sorry Quatre. MY pet doesn’t know how to behave.” “Oh, that’s all right. Come again.” Quatre petted Zero and waved goodbye. When he turned around to see the girls off, he spotted something at his feet. It was a pair of goggles. “How strange. Oh well, I’ve always wanted a pair.” He shrugged and slipped them into his robe.

“What the hell did you think you were doing Zero?” Heero nooggied the creature’s head. “I don’t wanna have to explain what kind of animal you are.” “Well excuse me!” Zero scratched Heero’s arm. “… omae o korosu.” “Save it for the enemy.” Zero licked its paw. “That boy Quatre, there’s something about him.”

The next day after school, Heero and Milliardo took Zero to the shrine, only to find Quatre wasn’t there. He was still at school. As Quatre started walking home, he passed the toy store. Something about it drew him in. And then the doors closed and locked just as Heero and Milliardo rounded the corner. “Did you see that?” Milliardo pulled the helmet out of his bag. “Acknowledged.” Heero pulled out his self-detonator remote.

Quatre wandered around the store. Darkness shrouded the merchandise on the shelves like a thick fog. “Hello?” he called. As if in response, dolls materialized out of the fog sitting around a tea table. “Tea time!” a doll that looked like Britney Spears™ said and held up a cup. “Tea!” Quatre said happily and sat down.

Outside the store: “The door’s locked. How do we get in?” Zechs asked. “Like this.” Sailor Wing used the beam saber to slice the door open. “Oh, nothing like the direct approach.” The two soldiers and Zero entered.

Quatre sipped the tea, but nothing happened. ‘What is going on?’ Dorothy wondered as Quatre downed another cup… and another. ‘Stupid dolls, maximize the dosage.’ She sent the command to the evil dolls mentally. Instantly, the dolls grabbed the teapot and practically shoved it down Quatre’s throat. But before they could do so…

HEY YOU!” The two Sailor Preventer Soldiers appeared.

I’m Sailor Zechs!”

I’m Sailor Wing. Omae o korosu.” Wing shot the dolls off Quatre, but they got up again. Dorothy appeared and clucked her tongue.

What?” Zechs asked.

hey, aren’t you boys embarrassed when you just jump around in those tacky little mini skirts?” She asked and changed into her dominatrix outfit.

You got style?” Zechs whispered to Wing. Wing glanced at his spandex and nodded. “Then there’s no problem.” Zechs faced Dorothy.

You’re outfits are tacky too.” The evil blonde spat.

So?! Looks like you forgot to make half yours!” Zechs glared and fired a shot at her, but she dodged and lashed out with her whip, forcing the two to scatter. Quatre lay on the ground, the goggles around his neck glowing. A mark flared on his forehead… ‘Sandrock…’ Zero thought. ‘I knew it!’

Wing Buster Cannon!”

Epyon… heat rod encircle!”

Dorothy countered both attacks. “Why don’t you try and knock of these cheap tricks?” She sneered and sent all the robotic dollies to attack.

ARRRGGGHHH! GET IT OFF!” Zechs dropped his heat rod and ran around trying to pry the evil Britney doll off him.

Meanwhile, Zero had awakened Quatre. “Quick, just shout ‘Sandrock prism power, make up!” Zero called. Quatre nodded, and held up the goggles. “SANDROCK PRISM POWER, MAKE UP!” the goggles glowed and Quatre changed into Sailor Sandrock, with the goggles shining on his head, he pulled out a gun and blasted Dorothy, causing her to lose control of the dollies. “Another one?!” she growled angrily taking in the goggles and the pink vest and flared skirt. “Die! All of you! REMLESS! ARISE AND DO MY BIDDING!” all the dolls combined and became an evil looking Britney doll™.

WING BUSTER RIFLE SHOT!”

TALLGEESE DOLBER SHELL CANNON!”

The evil doll thing blew up into rolls of duct tape™ before it could even attack. “YOU! ALL OF YOU DIE!” Dorothy lashed out with her whip. The Sailors didn’t have enough time to counter attack so just seconds before the whip hit… A scythe blade cut through the whip and gave Dorothy a buzz cut.

It’s Deathscythe Hell!” Wing stared at the braided masked boy standing in the doorway. “Oh, I have had just about enough with all of these damned interferences!” Dorothy cried and charged blindly. Sailor Sandrock pulled out two sickles and charged.

SANDROCK CROSS-CRUSHER!”

The two sickles sliced through Dorothy. “BEAUTIFUL!(2)” she exclaimed and crumpled into paper dolls complete with the forked eyebrows, which became dust.

Well, looks like we have another pretty boy I can hit on.” Deathscythe grinned. “Oh, that’s what you think!” Wing grabbed the braided boy and silenced him with a long kiss. “… So does that mean that I don’t get to be on top?”

Hn… baka.”

Ano… we better get out of here.” Sandrock gestured at the building, which started to crumble.

“Those Sailor Preventer Soldiers have done it again!” Dermail frowned. “I need someone who can utilize my secret weapon against them.” He tapped his fingers. “And then they will all die.” He laughed and laughed and coughed up his false teeth™.

At the shrine, the boys and Zero were sipping tea. Suddenly Quatre hunched over in pain. Heero and Milliardo ran over and helped him sit up again. “We all have to be more careful.” Quatre gasped. “I get these visions and pains when something terrible is going to happen.” The other two boys looked at him curiously. “Something’s going to happen. Something big.”

To be continued…

Next Time: A Mobile DOLL Army?! The Effective Power of Heavyarms.