Duo Maxwell was a flirty,
Duo Maxwell was all dirty.
Duo went to take a bath,
Only to face Heero’s wrath.
Heero punched poor Duo out,
Heero then began to pout,
Cause’ he loved Duo a lot,
He gave him a forget-me-not.
Relena Darlian’s stranded far.
A wolverine had stalled her car.
Dorothy scared it away,
And it was found dead the very next day.
Lady Une went up and down,
All over the OZ-base-town.
Soon she saw her Treize-sama,
Naked in a hot sauna.
Noin and Zechs went off to Mars,
To get LOTS of candy bars.
Sally Po went to the moon,
To imprison all them loony goons.
Catherine likes to throw knives,
Quatre had too many wives.
Trowa likes animals too,
He has himself a mini-zoo.
Lather, Rinse, and Maim as well,
Howard like to fortune tell.
Dressed in bad Hawaiian shirts,
This old man’s a big pervert!
Heero Yuy flew away,
Duo Maxwell came to stay.
Relena loves them, yes she does,
In this alchemy of love.
And so this story comes to end,
Heero Yuy has made new friends,
Poor Duo Maxwell’s still out cold,
A brand new story now unfolds…