Tsuki ni Kawatte Oshioki Yo!

“I don’t believe this!” Duke Dermail shouted. “The Romefeller Foundation is going BANKRUPT!”

Arashifuku machi no naka fushigina tegi ga semairi kuru
Yu'u woku damashi uragiri ejiki o motome ma no te o nobasu

“Really, Grandfather, there’s NOTHING to worry about.” Dorothy Catalonia smiled and danced around the room waving a pink feather boa.

“Oh? And what do you propose we do?” Dermail asked as Dorothy whacked a priceless antique off its pedestal with the frilly pink object.

Kyadaa kyadaa! Aiteha sumokii nabishounen

“We gamble it all off… at the Evil Casino in Las Vegas!” Dorothy laughed and pranced out of the room to pack.

The Gundam pilots’ safehouse:

“We have new orders…” Heero walked into the kitchen where Wufei was butchering some vegetables.

Dakara nan nano?

“GAMBLING?! IT IS UNHEARD OF! ONE OF THE GREAT EVILS OF THE UNIVERSE!” Wufei brandished the kitchen cleaver at Heero who ignored the PMSing Chinese boy and started eating dinner.

The Royal Palace:

“WHAT?! HEERO-TACHI ARE GOING TO LAS VEGAS?! I MUST GO AS WELL!!!” Relena pushed Noin violently aside and dashed to her room to pack.

Tomadou teiru tokijya nai

“WUFEI-HONEY! YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THIS TIME!”

Las Vegas four hours later, after a long plane ride and horrible food:

“Lady, I believe that we should bypass the liquor bar and head right for ‘spa treatment’.” Treize mused as he poured over the long list of spa options for their hotel.

“Yes sir.” Une left the room to change. As she did so, she slipped a bottle of liquor from the mini-fridge and headed downstairs.

Tsurai kedo, yu'uki o dashite henshin shicha u
Moon Prism Power Make Up!
Ai to seigi no bishoujo senshi ga tsukini kawatte oshioki yo

“…” Trowa eyebrows knitted together in concentration as he pulled the lever again and again.

KA-CHING! KA-CHING! KA-CHING! Went the slot machine.

“…” The tall boy said nothing as millions of quarters thundered out from the slot of the machine and started piling at his feet.

Shabon Spray!

“THAT WAS MY JACKPOT!” Dorothy glared and stomped over to Trowa who said nothing and began the long process of picking up every little silvery coin off the floor.

“Now, now. Let’s not make a scene.” Heero muttered and slammed another quarter in the machine. “You haven’t won yet, Barton.”

“Oh, honey… you two are so SWEET! Winning all this money to fund your little rebellion! HOW PASSIONATE!” Dorothy promptly fainted from the blood rush to her head, and was quickly rushed off to the infirmary.

Akuryo Taisan!

“She didn’t even notice we’re the ones draining Romefeller’s checkbook.” Heero commented.

“Who cares? I won.” Trowa grabbed several more change buckets.

“Not yet. I will win this duel for Relena’s Fanclub Member A’s love!” Heero pulled the lever and glared at the machine as it displayed 7,7, lemon.

“Omae o korosu.”

Moon Tiara Action!

BOOM!

“You know, I don’t think this hotel has a very good maintenance staff.” Treize commented as he entered the lobby.

“Yes… and the loud noises… you’d think they’d soundproof the room.” Relena surveyed the large-scale destruction of the casino and part of the lobby.

Bishounen no ko o koboni shitara yurusanai!

“Well my dear… shall we… ‘check out?’” Treize raised one of his eyebrows.

“Oh… of course darling.” Relena blushed and tossed her large pink suitcase at Lady Une, who promptly collapsed from the large size and ominous weight of Gundam pilot tracking equipment… $18.95 plus tax. ^_~

Yoru no yami kiri saite bukimina kage ga oei kuru
Bou riyoku hakai satsu jin wa ga mama katsu teni ran bou dukushi

“YOU HAVE NO CASH FOR THE BANG BOY?! URUSAI!” a voice shouted from the above.

“Who… is that?” Relena’s eyes grew large as a Chinese boy in a fuku jumped off the escalator and stood before the front desk where Trowa was trying to exchange his quarters for cash. Unfortunately… the desk had no money.

Kyadaa kyadaa! aite wa kowaa i youma-tachi

“I HAVE CHECKED THIS HOTEL OUT AND HAVE DISCOVERED… YOU HAVE NO MONEY AT ALL! I WON’T FORGIVE THIS!” The boy brandished a large sword. “I AM THE POWER OF JUSTICE! SAILOR ALTRON! STICK YOUR HEADS IN A TAKE-OUT BOX OF CAKE NOODLES AND REPENT!”

Sore de bibi runo?

“Uh… Uh…” the receptionist fainted.

Nige mawatte cha ikenai wa

“Humph! Trowa, leave everything to me.” Sailor Altron jumped off to fight the huge greed monster that suddenly appeared for the heck of god knows what.

“Uh… what happened?” Trowa asked.

Iya dakedo, yabu reka burede tatakaccha uman
Moon Prism Power Make Up
Yume to kibou no bishoujo senshi ga tsukini kawatte oshiyoki yo

“I don’t know… but I’m enjoying the view up the skirt.” Quatre grabbed his binoculars and began watching the fight in a… different angle.

Watashi-tachi naze daka musha kusha suruno
Ijimekko Kie nasai
Minna no kokoro ga bara bara datte aku o utsu

“What a pervert.” Heero groaned and walked out of the hotel followed by Une.

“SAILOR ALTRON JUSTICE KICK!”

“I think this mission’s over.” Duo followed with some random show-boy in a silver studded bikini and a large searchlight.

“ALTRON GERMAN SUPLEX!”

Shabon Spray!

“OK… so this hotel has no money… no sexy guys left… what are we doing here?” Dorothy asked.

“ULTIMATE FIRE BLAST!”

“Good point.” Noin grabbed the forked-eyebrow girl and whisked her off to a waiting lime green limo.

Akuryo Taisan!

“FLYING CROSS-CHOP!”

“You know, I think I saw a quaint little night club on the corner.” Zechs grabbed Sally and the two walked off arm in arm.

“DRAGON’S BUSHIDO BLADE!”

“It’s not fair! After all I’ve done, he gets the girl!” Treize sighed. “Oh well… let’s go pimping! BRING ON THE DANCING LOBSTERS!”

Moon Tiara Action!

“SUPER JUSTICE LASER!”

“IT’S THE END OF MY BRIEF APPEARANCE!”

And so, Sailor Altron stopped the deadly greed monster from wreaking havoc and Treize finally got his groove on with mysterious guys and gals in lobster suits.

Oh yeah… the hotel was closed down since all the people were broke and the department of health found a man dancing with people in lobster suits a serious health hazard. But in the end… Romefeller didn’t get any richer… in fact…

“DOROTHY! NO ALLOWANCE FOR THE NEXT FOUR MONTHS!” Duke Dermail screeched.

“THAT’S NOT FAIR!”

And the Gundam pilots swam in the dough… actually… it was Trowa.

“How long is he going to be the richest 15 year old?” Duo whined.

“I can’t believe it! He’s richer than I, Quatre Winner!”

“I don’t think it will be any time soon.” Heero started reading a 13x9 DJ.

“I told you all! Gambling is EVIL!” Wufei brandished a soupspoon at the others and retreated to the kitchen.

“I’m telling you guys, he’s Sailor Altron! Nobody has cuter butt-cheeks like Wu!” Quatre whispered.

“That’s not possible.” Heero said and continued reading.

“No way!” Duo rolled over to nap.

KA-CHING! KA-CHING!

“Whatever…” Quatre sighed and fell asleep dreaming of a Chinese boy in a pink fuku screaming and ranting about justice.

Bishounen no ko o koboni shitara yurusanai!