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What a Night


Duo woke up and sighed. He rubbed his throbbing head and glanced at Heero who was peacefully snoring away his hangover. Duo though that Heero looked so different when he was sleeping…even vulnerable.

‘what happened last night?’ He asked rubbing his head. He cringed when he moved his tongue over the words. ‘Why does my tongue hurt so much?’ he frowned He glanced over at his sleeping Koi. “ack what did he do to me?” he asked himself. He’d always known that Heero could get a little rough, he was always sore in different places rather than his tongue. It was just so odd that it felt that way this time.

“Hn…” Heero groaned as he turned over on his stomach.

“HOLY SHIT!” Duo yelled as he jumped out of bed.

“Wha…What??” Heero asked in a thick, sleepy voice. He looked around the room and saw that the his braided lover was staring at him.

“AHHHH!!” as scream came from the room next to theirs.

Duo ran into the room in his black silk boxers. “What?What?” he panicked. He glanced a stark white blond boy gawking at his koi who was in the washroom. “ what? What? Why did you scream Quatre? You scared the bejesus outta me!” Duo yelled, he spat as he talked.

“He…You…WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!” Quatre demanded staring accussingly at Duo who was whiping the droul off of his chin.

“I have no clue what you are talking about…” Duo said frowning at the erratic behaviour the Arabian was showing towards him.

“What are you talking about Quatre?” Heero asked impatiently behind Duo.

“Trowa…Trowa has a TONGUE STUD!” Quatre howled in disgust.

“Honestly Quatre, it’s no big deal…See I took it out.” Trowa reasoned with him and then he stuck out his toungue to show a red blotch where the barbell had been.

Duo cringed “ouch that must hurt.” he muttered.

“Well, I dunno Duo, you better go check yourself out too…you didn’t seem to go unscathed…” Trowa laughed.

Duo frowned and shoved the tall pilot out of the way from the bathroom door. “HOLY-FLYING-SHIT-MONKEYS!!” he screamed as he saw the flash of the barbell in his tongue.

Heero frowned and walked over to the American pilot and grabbed hold of his chin. “Stick out your tongue.” He growled. Duo obeyed sticking out his tongue. He looked at the Japanese Pilot wondering if he was going to just rip it out. Heero smiled. Duo frowned. “I dunno Duo, I think it sorta suits you…” Heero laughed as he let go of his chin.

Duo cocked an eyebrow. “Yeah well, I sorta like the tattoo too…” Duo whispered seductivly in his ear.

“Huh??” Heero said. ‘What on gods green earth is he talking about?’ He wondered.

“Take off your shirt.” Duo ordered.

“Uhh guys I don’t think this is the appropriate place for this.” Quatre interrupted.

“No, No, No…” Duo shook his head quickly turning red “Not that…Take your shirt off…” He demanded again.

Heero sighed and begain to take off his shirt.

“What are you going to do?” Heero asked as he dropped the shirt on the floor.

“Ohh show the guys what lovely little artwork that happens to be on your shoulder.” Duo laughed.

Heero pushed Duo out of the way and turned around. “what the hell did you do??” Heero yelled as he turned his back and looked in the mirror. In big black letters across his shoulder blades the words ‘PROPERTY OF SHINIGAMI’

“ HOLY SHIT!!” Quatre gasped. “Heero, what did you do?” he asked in astonishment as he touched the black lettering across his muscular back.

“HOOO-LEEE SHIIIIT!!” They heard from the hallway. Wufei ran in the room in white boxers and a white t-shirt. He had his hands covering his face and he shoved Heero out of the way and took his hands off of his face. On his nose was a big ring with to balls on the end.

All of the pilots started dropping to the floor in a hit of hysterics.

“Oi…Wufei that’s the stupidest thing that I have ever seen!” Duo howled as he grasped his sides and started to turn purple

“C’mon guys this isn’t funny someone get this off!” Wufei whined Heero who had been the closest to clam out of the five who was still laughing, but not as hard. Walked over to Wufei who was struggling to get the metal ballbearings off the end of the ring so he could take the ring off Heero slapped his hands out of the way and took the end off and slid it off his nose. He had been holding his breath as he did this. He now was turning purple from the effort to keep himself from laughing.

He took the ring off and dropped into the waste basket. “ That’ll teach you not to get that drunk won’t it Wufei?” Heero gasped as he could no longer restrain himself from laughing had now burst into hysterics and was slumped against the doorframe.

Duo gasped for air. “ Good…job…Woofie!” He howled louder.

Wufei turned red and punhed Duo in the stomach and stormed off into his room to get changed.

Duo started gag and gasp for air while Heero hoisted him up to bring him to their room, leaving Quatre and Trowa alone.

“oi that was hilarious…” Quatre said wiping the tears from his eyes.

“Quatre…I’m hungry.” Trowa complained while he rubbed his stomach.

“Okay…get a shirt on while I go down stairs and get started…” Quatre said quickly.

“Umm…Quatre…I think that You have it on Kat…” Trowa pointed out. “Y’know its funny though, out of all of us that got the little gift…” Trowa said sheepishly.

“what are you implying?” Quatre asked the tall pilot.

“Well…Y’know…heero with the tattoo.”

“Yeah” Quatre said empatiently.

“Me and Duo with the tongue thing and Wufei with the Bull ring…what did you get?” Trowa asked glancing at the blond boy who was fidgeting with the corner of Trowa’s t-shirt.

“I dunno…” He said too scared to find out what little accessory he had pinned to his body.

“Maybe you got off clean…” Trowa shrugged. “Can I have my t-shirt…? Since none of yours fit me…?”

“Oh…yeah.” Quatre took off the t-shirt and handed it to him.

“I take it back you really didn’t get off clean…” Trowa chuckled.

“Wow…Guess I didn’t” Quatre Chuckled as he looked down.

Trowa walked up to him and whispered, “I like it…” he smiled as he flicked the ring hanging off his nipple.


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