Heero coughed.
Duo glanced up from his book.
"What?"
"Nothing."
Cough.
"Are you okay?"
"Yes."
Sigh.
"Dude, what?"
"Nothing."
Cough, cough...
"Do you need flu medicine or something?"
"Doing good, thanks."
Scoff.
"....."
Cough.
"....."
Snicker.
"Something amusing?"
"Nope. Nothing."
Silence.
Silence.
Snicker.
Cough.
"Say, Duo?"
"Oh, you want to talk to me now, do you?"
Snicker.
"Have you ever watched this show?"
"What show?"
"Winnie the Pooh?"
"I've heard of it, yes. Why are you asking about Winnie the Pooh, Heero?"
"Because it's the only thing decent on television. Anyway..."
"The only decent thing on television?"
"Yes. Have you ever noticed what Tigger does?"
"Um. I'm sure I'm aware of it."
"He bounces."
"Bounces?"
"Look at him, quick."
Duo peeked over his book at the television.
"Um. He's bouncing."
"Naughty Tigger."
"What the hell is wrong with you, He-"
"He's bouncing."
"Yeah, well..."
"If you didn't know what he was doing, it looks nasty."
"What do... you... God, Heero, you pervert."
"Bounce, bounce, bounce... Tigger likes it hard."
--End